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bletchley punk
alicegoldfuss
it's very uncomfortable that I will check a troll's bio for pronouns before telling them off but a whole section of my followers slaps "they/them" on me without a second
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Bill Wetzel
billthebutcher2
TBH,1 of the worst things I ever did in life was become informed. Now I don't really think that highly of humanity, or have any real belief in the goodness
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RS_Benedict
benedict_rs
Anyone notice how much of contemporary SFF's prose style is similar to bad social media posts? Flat prose, or awkward attempts to sound chatty, or that corny Epic Bacon humor.
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Lord Matzo the Unleavened
MatzoBalling
Yesterday, @EtanSmallman highlighted a disturbing book cover of a Spanish edition of Owen Jones' book 'The Establishment' which bares a shocking resemblance to a Nazi-era poster. 1/14https://twitter.com/EtanSmallman/status/12660
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tankmi z3tr olh
gothbab1e
you're not funny i didn’t laugh. your joke is so bad i would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling the joke. to be
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Dan
IPilled
Prophet Muhammad’s (pbuh) sense of humor [A Thread] DISCLAIMER the above image is NOT supposed to be a representation of the Prophet (pbuh) Okay let’s begin bismilah (in the
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Broken Silence
BrokenSilence32
So I feel the need to let you all know why John Prine is so special to me, and why his death is really hitting me. 1/9 My dad was
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Alex Rubinstein
RealAlexRubi
Some of that socialist humor you read about in the New York Timeshttps://twitter.com/bad_takes/status/1254113143757946881 https://twitter.com/Trillburne/status/1254134525430554625?s=19 What is it with the video games?
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Jenny McGrath
JennyMcGeez
I guess it's time to remove the @ Digital Trends portion from my Twitter bio. If you need someone who can hit the ground running and brings much-needed humor to
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gender ender jimin
Iovesickdyke
questions for cishets :) why do care about the mental health or transphobic/homophobic ppl more than lgbtq ppl? what made you think you have the right to speak on our
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Slut Drop Sam
SpiffySpiderKat
Welcome to Objectification and Dehumanization April 2020 Annnnd I already hate it here. So...can't help but notice that natural is women but fake hair=females. This attitude is especially targeted against
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BreadandPuddingMan (y’all simping this)
BreadandM
1 like= 1 fresh-out-the-oven hot take #1: chocolate f*cking sucks 2: carbonated drinks f*cking suck 3: sonic cd is a bad game 4: saying things like “cringe” or “based” or
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mal ♡’s nes 🦌
bIuegolden
one direction/solo lyrics as stick figures~ a short thread my sense of humor is weird don’t judge it :) I GET DOWN ON MY KNEES FOR YOU WAY TOO MANY
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Lara Mulchay
PetitFromageAZ
My husband + biz partner said these words to me tonight...without much context, completely serious, and with genuine frustration: “I just couldn’t figure out how to slip the salami in.”
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49ers don't draft Mac Jones
obviouslyrobot
Gather round kiddos, today's "six-column photo of a work of art that I like" is the painting "Look Mickey" by American pop artist Roy Lichtenstein. It was painted in 1961.
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𝚂𝚢𝚍🌞✨
CrowensWish
Appreciation Thread for the Crackhead Chonis, bc they deserve it. @kcrrasapphic Liz, you’re one of the kindest and funniest people I’ve ever met. You’re so supportive and encouraging, and always
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