My husband + biz partner said these words to me tonight...without much context, completely serious, and with genuine frustration:
“I just couldn’t figure out how to slip the salami in.” #waittheresmore

I was immediately thrust into the “gasping for air, tears rolling down face” laughing fit that only can come from a true appreciation of baseless, middle school humor. And he just looked at me with eyebrows slightly crossed, and continued...

“I tried the wood thing. It was just awkward in the box.”
(I am no longer making noise at this point. Just shaking and crying tears of pure joy at how absurd I am and how funny it is that HE KEEPS GOING, with a straight face and serious demeanor !)

He looks at me, straight on, deadpan, and finishes with...” At the end of the day, I just had to finesse it a bit. The wood, the box, you know what I mean.”

The best part, was that he immediately knew what he was saying was unintentionally funny. And he kept trying to be serious and just couldn’t find the words. Because, well... #truelove PS We may have boxed charcuterie available on the website now. Those pictures didn’t come easily