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Elle M. (they/them)

ellle_em

Queen Elizabeth: Charles! What have you done?Prince Charles w/ a knife: what needed to be done Mother. Keeping Father locked in a prison of rotting flesh--I had to free himElizabeth:

saiki ☼ nsfr

canaryjonin

i forgot to make a livetweet thread so here we go he rlly said that w a STRAIGHT FUCKIN FACE IM SKDJSJDJS SHISH-KEBABBED the kid just p!ssed himself man

Dr. Jack Brown

DrGJackBrown

1/ THREAD: Body Language Analysis No. 4457: Mike Pence reaction to Questions about Trump's Mini-Strokes — https://youtu.be/DDJNcTKwGIQ — Nonverbal and Emotional Intelligence #BodyLanguage #BodyLanguageExpert #EmotionalIntellig

ia

winsabe

A BRIGHTWIN AU— in which win uses his celebrity crush's ig dms to rant, not expecting him to actually read them or better yet reply to him. BEFORE YOU READ:—

Emi! 🌻✨ (Matchu, MDR)

MatchuSaysHi

…I get the instinct to decide that broad social issues are out-of-scope for your org. For most things, I think simplifying and focusing is wise.The issue is: If you hire

Ren⁷⟬⟭💜⟭⟬

renkiger

Updated thread of @BTS_twt past twt layouts from oldest to newestIf anyone has screenshots of ones I missed, please let me know!Baby Bangtan:1. Only 2000 followers!2. N.O. Era 3. Skool

The Independent

Independent

Today is the beginning of #BlackHistoryMonth Follow this thread to find out more about the history of contemporary black Britain and how people are honouring the month Royal

appa, yip yip

jeydeaad

i told ya, im not done yet https://twitter.com/jeydeaad/status/1290606326272335874 LOOK AT APPA!!!!! HE'S SO CUUUUTE anyway just a tweet of their funny moments lalo na yung sleepbending HAHAHA 4

Keeping It 101

KeepingIt_101

Apparently, it's #InternationalPodcastDay, & who are we to say that isn't a "real" thing. That's the opposite of our whole vibe!We dropped a new ep today & @mpgPhD & @ProfIRMF

Beel is i/a #GBTB

dongheonee

VERIVERY & Cherry Bullet (Don't interact with this twt if you don't like it ) I'm just collecting my tweet hehe so please don't throw hate here! It's because I

L-ectric chair 🎃

enbyeskel

oohh eskel would be so good with kids ... ! don’t get me wrong they would be pretty scared at first and he knows how he looks, but he’s so

STOP CALLING ME A FURRY IM NOT A FURRY PLS I AM NO

ruinednether

hi a livethread of me watching portal 2 gameplay no commentary mute this if u want 2 lol fyi: the video is like almost 2 hours and 50 minutes

Aalia 🇮🇳

ambiverthijabi

Thread of all my layouts so far. This was a SUPER layout. Look, I love Arsal but I'm still Team Shehry even a whole year later. MY

Nicholas Heavens

WeatherOnMars

For the record, the Director of Mt. Wilson Observatory in 1948 was Ira Sprague Bowen (https://www.aip.org/history-programs/niels-bohr-library/oral-histories/4524-2)https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/06/science/space/e-margaret-burbidge-dead.html The AIP

Simbarashe Severa

Carlsimz

I was about to sleep then I remembered that one time I almost fought/ got my ass kicked neCHIGURE KU EPWORTH pamberi pekamusikana kanga Katanga hondo dzacho Thread perhaps ?

Carlos Osweda

COsweda

Thread@EllenBarkin is a funny lady.My brother showed me that leftists are not rational and are not swayed by facts or reality, but I'll explain what @realDonaldTrump did. Initially the World