#Dust

ash

ashnvdvd

A thread of jokes and puns my dad makes : Me & dad: *at the cinema, ordering tickets to watch a Johnny English movie*Dad: "Excuse me po miss, do you

Podders

Morris_Oxford

Oh. I must have imagined the floor falling out of my Morris Traveller then. Must've been all the drugs. I was driving my old Mini Clubman through the village once

Gen. Bob Sacamano (Ret.)

GenBobSacRet

The General’s Hi-Fi, a Thread: On the bottom, the foundation of every Hi-Fi stack, is my Amplifier. It’s a Sony STR-DN1080. Its served under my command since 2018. As soon

Your Friend Ben Pobjie

HartWexford

OK. I am going to post some personal stuff. Make sure you do not read this thread if you are at all opposed to whiny self-indulgence on Twitter. I'm serious.

juju

wilsonmcavoy

ilse delange taylor swift similarities; a thread old sweater (may 2020) // cardigan (july 2020) gravel & dust (2019) // folklore (2020) both cat lovers jean jacket queens friends

Lindsay Brown

Lidsville

Sorry to use a topical weather aphorism, but it never rains but it pours at #SiteC. The 2 reservoirs above Site C are reaching full pond; heavy rains pushed woody

Ky Krebs 🎤🏳️‍🌈

kykrebs

Should I live tweet my air conditioning unit being replaced? I only ask because I know everything is low key boring right now and an older man just referred to

Green Party Women

GreenPartyWomen

.@rebekkapopovic and @DrLizaSelley kick off our air pollution event by discussing their work -based on research from across the world- on the link between air pollution & COVID19 in the

Taonis Sweet Treats

iffy_ify_1

For today I'll be giving us a quick recipe for a biscuit cake made with less than #1,000 at the comfort of your home. You'd need6 packs McVities original -#3002

Brian Engh

BrianEngh_Art

Yes. This is a living dinosaur.#BirdsAreDinosaurs https://twitter.com/DARosenthal/status/1245390172742508544 The close relatives of modern chickens lived alongside T. rex. #WonderChicken. The bones of those ancient #mesozoic chickens look pretty darn

MikeD

tempspaz

Happy 513 Day (thread) Fav Bites (pt1)@thehimark fries + fry sauce@sottocincy tajarin con tartufoLa Mexicana al pastor taco@QuanHapa korean fried chickenLongfellow Painkiller@ZipsCafe onion rings(this list is not exhaustive, just need

Busy Being Black

_busybeingblack

“In the end, everyone is aware of this: nobody keeps any of what he has, and life is only a borrowing of bones.” Pablo Neruda “I could take up residence

Scott Morris

OakMorr

In February, PG&E fired a Camp Fire contractor for alleged bribery and fraud. They didn’t say much, but I’ve been looking into this story for months.The PG&E contractor has a

Kathleen Walker-Meikle

Medieval_Badger

#stgeorgesday2020 In which St George shows great bravery and fortitude by harassing a small green dachshund (British Library Harley Ms 2952 f. 21r) #ProtectDragonsFromGeorge Slow clap for St George here,

Judy Wu Dominick

judydominick

Because of some intractable circumstances in my life, I get hit by feelings of powerlessness & hopelessness on a fairly regular basis. This morning, I re-read something I wrote 8

Alex Yoxall

AlexanderYoxall

1) It hasn't been easy since the coronavirus forced our charity to drastically develop alternate methods of support for all those affected by stroke. 2) We closed our stroke information