A thread of jokes and puns my dad makes :

Me & dad: *at the cinema, ordering tickets to watch a Johnny English movie*
Dad: "Excuse me po miss, do you know if Johnny Tagalog is showing?"

johnny taGALOG-- ASDFGHJKL

Dad: *waits at the food stand*
Me: "You're ordering something?"
Dad: "AY HINDI, I'm just stopping by to say hi nalang"

-at a nail spa-
Employee: "Is that your dad?" *points at him*
Dad: "Ay no, I don't know her" *shoos me away*

uhh excuse me po LOL

Dad: *shows our new car* "This is the very first white car we ever bought!"
Me: "Dad... Our previous car was white..."
Dad: "Hindi, it was silver!! ... Well, it WAS white, & it turned silver bc of all the dust! "

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Dad: "Anak, you know you have a Tagalog name?"
Me: "No waaay, what is it? "
Dad: "It's 'pwet-ley' "

..... UHM VERY FUNNY DAD

^ Just fyi this was an old joke but it was too iconic not to share LOL