#Drunjhistory

Angry Staff Officer

A generous way of saying "got a tomahawk through the skull as a symbol of Mingo loyalty to the English crown and a renunciation of the French crown"https://twitter.com/LarsDHHedbor/status/1266125092720869378 Ok so,

Angry Staff Officer

Yeah, this is what happens when you decide to march into ALL THE TREES of Pennsylvania and ignore the help of the literal subject matter experts on scouting because you're

Angry Staff Officer

I have wineStew is simmeringI'd say y'all might get some drunj history but as you can see, getting a refill is gonna be a problemShe's purring SO loudly Okay, I

Angry Staff Officer

I'm 3 gins in and so I therefore assume that you all want to hear about the time that the president of the united states got so annoyed with the

Angry Staff Officer

Look, it's April 17, and that means we drink for Rear Admiral David Dixon Porter, okI don't make the rules, I just enforce emNow, you might ask WHY we do