#Dinner

Parody Boris Johnson

BorisJohnson_MP

That's it, I may as well delete this account - how the fuck am I supposed to parody that? In case anyone doubts that The Clash are my favourite band,

Svetlana Lokhova

RealSLokhova

Extract of an interview with Matt Taibbi about what happened to meInterviewer: "They ruined the lives of so many people, like this lady, Svetlana Lokhova. Have you talked to her?

Brooke Forehand

B_Forehand

this weekend one of my grandmothers told me she was proud of me while cooking dinner for my whole family. the other told me i was dumb for cooking, that

VA 🌗

vananapeel

in slater, alone, eating dinner. there were suddenly some very loud noises - like construction hammers? i yelled "hello" very loudly like i was in a horror movie - no

Kasaundra Lefrancois

kasaundratara

Plz understand that @JeffreeStar. Sent me $5k. In 24hrs I put homeless in a motel for a month. Got them 30 days of meds and food. Filled my community

Axeboy 🔥🔥

ffLXXXVIII

Smileyjack part 4 script right now It had been 2 weeks since Jack chaired Naib..he couldn't believe it himself, he was tired of that dweeb mercenary running to him each

gracia

blcckstairs

jwahgc is one month old today so ——here’s a thread of what would happen if we met irl 1. meet up at someone’s house or rent a hotel and spend

Rich

RockboltG

Just cut my finger preparing dinnerNot worked out how yet but I'm pretty sure it's the government's fault. Maybe @BethRigby can ask them to apologise for me #ToryCuts

Jeff Parris

jeffreyparrisne

Retweet of my original pinned tweet for an addition: Diane and I have always been accepting of our children. We are very accepting of our oldest, who is pansexual. We

🌼 daisee 🌼

cokecalsx

I’m drinking with this random guy, Matt. he’s nice and funny. hopefully I don’t get murdered. We went to a different bar and talked and he walked me to my

amber.

ambamdgaf

I want mom friends that wanna come over and make dinner while we let the kids run around in the yard and play. Friends with kids that can grow up

Sam Easterby-Smith 💚🐝🚲🚅

samsterby

Screw it, I’m going on a pretend holiday! So it’s 1965, look at all these places I can go, and of course how everything stops East of Nuremberg... I’m in

ジー『G』

g_satsu

Late Night Dinner: A Thread(It is 1am here rn) So I was getting kinda hungry and thought "I wanna cook some pasta on my own". And for whatever the reason

Mrs More

Lona_mng

Name a time you realized you can’t be friends with a Caucasian... Mine was when I was invited to dinner at my Caucasians house, I offered to help wash the

Lucci (Loo-Chi)

_LexxLucci

Last nights dinner: sesame chickUN (oyster mushroom) veggie fried rice and sautéed broccoli #AvaEats Today’s breakfast: sweet cream of wheat (coconut sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg, vanilla &seamoss) topped with ground flax,

Allie

turquxise

Anyone else's ma make this as a "healthy dinner" lol I like to call it The Irish Mammy Salad, usually served with a pile of chips or some form of