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Smileyjack part 4 script right now
It had been 2 weeks since Jack chaired Naib..he couldn't believe it himself, he was tired of that dweeb mercenary running to him each game to be carried. It took everything to not spin him in his arms and send him flying into a tree, Naib was lucky to be chaired if anything.
His mind and soul..It was plagued by Smiley? Why ..why why.. Of all the people in the world..It had to be his best friend; his best clown. There was no way Smiley would look at him like that.. Smiley loved women and Jack didn't.
The one time Smiley tried explaining feminism to Ripper all he did was sputter in disbelief..respecting women? Obviously Smiley's brain remained shrunken when he exited his tiny clown car. Pfft. Smiley..smiley..There he was again..fantasizing about him
Act proper Jack, he thought to himself.. this is a dog eat dog world. If he should die lonely so be it. On the other hand Smiley knew nobody knew he also liked men. He swung both ways. But there was no /way/ he was gonna start liking that 3D printed slenderman
It haunted him sometimes.. He questioned if he did like him like that. If only Jack was a beautiful woman that killed men, things couldve been different. Instead he was stuck in the dark timeline where the ripper was a malformed misogynistic toothbrush
Anyways, that aside, he wondered If he should maybe talk to him again. It had been a moment since their last argument.. It was rather awkward being paired with him in 2v8s now. And It very much annoyed him when people expect to be jacknaibbed. Not that hed admit
It was settled then... He'd invite jack over for dinner In his circus tent. He had to be the one to make the first move of any sort. The wording sounded gay I know but you know what I mean. Jack refused to pester people that didn't want to be for the sake of his reputation
- TImeskip I cant think of anything to write here - Jack stared at the circustent in the distance, berating himself for even being excited for this.. It seemed too intimate to be true, a dinner? What was the occasion? He fought back the anxiety that welled within
Smiley welcomed the awkward lanky man in.. His humble abode consisting of weird looking props and a vanity for his costumes..A dim table for two. There was no sense of privacy here but then again nobody but Smiley lived here so whatever honestly
Taking a seat together at the table Jack didnt realize the horrendous food before him..what was this..? Jack was now suspecting Smiley was trying to kill him. Did Andrew teach him to cook? This was inedible in every aspect
It was best to just get to the point .. "So.. what was the occasion? This was sudden.." Jack inquired with his eyes still glued to the food. "Not to ruin the mood but.. I was sure you hated me after y'know.." To be honest..he doesn't remember what the argument was even about
Well thats because megas actually doesnt know what they argued about, so he has to improvise here. "It's fine Jack," smiley started with a smile, " I wont beat about the bush but this dinner Is sort of a sorry for that. Don't sweat it."...........Jack felt insane, --
Why couldnt smiley just.. apologize normally.. there didn't really need to be a dinner set up for this. "Uh. Thanks?" There was a lot racing through his head and Smiley was beginning to realize how dumb this was. There had to be a topic change. "So, I heard you chaired Naib."
Really? Jack didn't want to talk about that shit right now. It was now the dinner or the subject about Jackxnaib. What was Smiley expecting out of this, '''Yeah Im single again''' (?) Beyond awkward right now. So jack ,taking his food, blurts out suddenly. " What is this btw?" --
Smiley wasn't expecting the food to come pouring down, staying polite and patient the entire time for Jack was a chore. It landed all in Smiley's plate. "......It was spaghetti and meat, first time making it actually" SPAGHETTI!?! Whys this shit fucking BLACK jack thought
"I'm so sorry about that," Jack began with the fraud apologies, not actually sorry he got rid of all the food. Smiley, visibly becoming annoyed pushed jack's empty plate aside and set the full plate in the middle. "It's fine, we can share."
The gif was funnier in Megas' head actually.. Jack felt his heart rate rising, what was the /real/ reason behind this damn dinner.. "Smiley, I know we're close friends.. but I'm no fool, what is this?" he accused his friend of an ulterior motive with no shame.
Smiley was well...Smiley-ing. Jack was truly an idiot huh, even in front of him sharing a dinner (sort of) he still thought he had no feelings for him. A monkey could figure out what was happening here.. "Jack, my friend.... are you genuinely daft?" he locked eyes with the ripper
"For days already, I've wanted to show you how much you mean to me Jack... I knew you'd forgive me so easily.. It's a shame we're still just friends." Smiley admits with no shame. Megas hits enter
.......*TO be continued..* ITs 1am
