#Dick

thanks for being an asshole and yeah seeing someone being manipulated is such a fucking funny story and is so funny that you'd even protect their identities just cause ur
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Sum broad added me on snap by search and there was a pending snap she sent me and it was her whole asshole???? MA’AM????? Update: she’s mad horny and she
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Philip K. Dick would’ve appreciated this headline. "`Happy New Year!', shouted the girl in the 2021 tiara as Hoffmann pushed through the crowd. He had no time for it. His
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I have a cousin in pak who’s *very clearly* gay but my family is in denial and he’s been through 3 divorces and every single time they find a way
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Everyday I come across some chasheir with thier nose out.I try to educate them without being a dick.I explain how masks don't work when everyone has their nose out.I keep
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dear god,maybe not specifically the christian god, just any god that cares to maybe read this . i have a request . its simple really, it hopefully shouldnt take up
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crackhead things my friends and i have said throughout lockdown. a thread. “nAaH i’m actually gonna go dig up the guy’s dead cat... better go pick up mr whiskers from
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//tw “ pronouns “ I’m sorry but I’m NOT calling you “they” , “their” , or “them”. I will call you a female or male , I will call you
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Some of the many things I love about @machinegunkelly’s EP BINGE It’s a different rapping style than most of his other stuff. Binge is aggressive, raw, and unapologetic. It shows
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Me convincing myself that I do not need to smoke weed every night Me smoking anyways and getting high as a kite alone in my room Me waking up with
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namjoon’s thighs; a thread because we need it. a moment in history. one for the books. sir, this is outta pocket this is a personal attack. crush my skull please
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My biggest issue with “let’s play” content is the diminishing returns. I feel so obligated to finish a game and stress about it - even if it’s a game that
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I’m rewatching #TrueBlood. I love the weird stuff Jason Stackhouse says. Especially when he uses the wrong word. So I’m gonna try to tweet the fun Jason-isms I catch... “Evil
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God just thinking about how much fun my wife and I are going to have in our Malibu Beach house in California before I start campaigning for Governor is insane.
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Neeko is a humanoïd chameleon, who can shapeshit in basically whoever she wants. She can also modify her breast and dick sizes. She is realy curious, and may not accept
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A poet has never fucked me, so the answer is A.https://twitter.com/catrachxs/status/1247280961101783040 honestly, poets are what you get when you mix ego & depression---where in that equation does one find good
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