crackhead things my friends and i have said throughout lockdown. a thread.
“nAaH i’m actually gonna go dig up the guy’s dead cat... better go pick up mr whiskers from the fuckin cemetery and just go *throwing action* woOoO!”
“uGh I got pins and neegles”
“oh my god, max, show me the morrisey tattoo on your cock!”
“right along the shaft”
“this charming dick”
“right along the shaft”
“this charming dick”
“love a microbe addiction”
“sometimes i just wanna pick up a 5ft person and throw them at a wall..
“beth, can you just peg me when this is all over?”
“no, no, no... lads... what would you do if a girl put her finger up your butt, like mid blow job?”
“finish”
“finish”