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e_c_gala

Ever have a level of crazy that you haven't felt in years pop up and go 'BOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH' at you? Like WHEW I forgot about that profound mental illness that

Jake FF'ing Trowbridge

JakeTrowbridge

A Gentleman’s Guide To Trade Etiquette (a thread)Rule #1: Always address your trade partner using the formal “sir” or “madam.” Unless they reject your trade offer without countering. Then a

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alanalevinson

Who are the horniest people on this website? I swear I'm asking for journalism To people saying @MilesKlee: he is one of my best friends and directly inspired this tweet.

Catherine 'Matriarch Hyena'

CatHoffman14

I don't care about people calling me libtard or jokes about liberal tears.There are people dying because Trump can't deal with criticism. He won't call Washington or Michigan because they're

Cory Doctorow

doctorow

A followup to yesterday's mystifying story about gun enthusiasts posting photos of themselves with unsaftied guns jammed into their own crotches, fingers on the triggers.https://pluralistic.net/2020/05/27/literal-gunhumping/#youll-shoot

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_adoborable

My boyfriend just started playing breath of the wild and it’s the most chaotic things I’ve ever seen He encountered both a red lynel and a hinox by the Lanayru

Cum Connoisseur

ImTooSober4This

Have I ever told y’all about the time I tasted dick cheese because the dirty fucker didn’t take a shower in god knows how long and it was pitch black

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horny_fucks_

~~~About Me Thread~~~¤ 18¤ Female¤ Birthday: 4/18¤ Single¤ Virgin¤ Submissive¤ Horny¤ Pansexual¤ Dick Rates¤ I send nudes back, but prefer not to (insecurity thing) ¤ Doesn't compare pics¤ Won't show

juju 🌻

_slimJB

If you can’t ride dick on the bed take it to the floor!! Y’all do know doggy style is a position that’s has to be adjusted according to the woman

tired (partial hatius) 🌺🦇

SpookyAnarchist

its mental health awareness month so friendly reminder: ppl with borderline personality disorder, schizophrenia, bipolar disorder etc are not the devil; nearly every media portrayal is wrong; and you probably

⚓️🚢Imani Gandy 🚢⚓️

AngryBlackLady

If anyone out there is feeling lonely on here or like they’re tweeting into the void, let me know and I will signal boost you. Reveal one fact about yourself.

Princess leah (*^o^*)

iconiicleah

hello roblox community, i’ve been thinking about talking abt this a lot lately and it’s time to speak up about it since i don’t want other minors being around him,

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LoxanneM

Are you..... If you’re a straight MALE, are you open to experimenting with the same sex? If you’re a straight female, are you open to experimenting with the same sex?

Phillip A. Wessels 🏳️‍🌈

pawper

CW: Sex/body horror, sexism, sexual violence, dicksI added Agony to my wishlist at some point, but after further review, nope. I have thoughts about how creative direction & game design

Donatto

Donatto90

In a perfect world (mine), TIC wouldn’t exist, especially due to Celebration’s existence. So, being @Madonna’s #ImBreathless30 birthday, I’m sharing what the album cover, track listing and singles should’ve been

Yain't

YaintAintEvil

Cold night, no sheets, dick wet