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My boyfriend just started playing breath of the wild and it’s the most chaotic things I’ve ever seen
He encountered both a red lynel and a hinox by the Lanayru road East Gate and both of them tried attacking him
He was actually on his way to Hateno then and he can’t pass through at any way because he has to either face the lynel, the hinox or the frigid winters of the lanayru region
I taught him how to backflip and parry before the game did and he proceeded to do so including flurry rushing, in which i couldn’t do my first run (but granted he has more video game experience than I do)
In Kakariko Village, I told him that you can mess around with the old lady’s plum trees and he went “I will kill this old lady by wrecking her plum tree patch” and kept throwing remote bombs at them
He was doing the Cucco side quest and was aggressively looking for the chickens and actually used them as a paraglider instead of the ACTUAL PARAGLIDER
The way he had to get rid of his unwanted weapons was to yeet it as far as he can instead of unequipping it like every sane person does
He thought he wasn’t wearing pants bc he saw that the well-worn pants were unequipped and he said “I’VE BEEN RUNNING AROUND HYRULE WITH MY DICK OUT ALL THIS TIME?!”
Then he realized he was wearing the hylian trousers
I proceeded to challenge him into fighting ganon with “link’s dick out”
I proceeded to challenge him into fighting ganon with “link’s dick out”
We debated whether Sidon or Paya was best waifu but neither of us won bc he’s a Paya stan while I was a Sidon stan
He also tried to move away from the couch we were sitting bc I told him that I’m also a Kass stan
That’s all i remember so far. I’ll update this thread if i remember more or when he comes over again and we’re both gonna play some more BOTW
