Have I ever told y’all about the time I tasted dick cheese because the dirty fucker didn’t take a shower in god knows how long and it was pitch black outside (I was 16/17) He was on his way to becoming a priest but after our experience got a chick pregnant

This is also not the same guy who I blew inside of a church while my little brothers first holy communion went on years later.

I think this thread is telling me that I shouldn’t be allowed in any churches.