#Dick

So one day Seokjin looked bored, and I was like "Hey, want some head?" and he was all "okay" and I was like "cool, bet, I knew you were the
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STORYTIME: that time I had to pretend like I had a seizure(Reupload because I deleted it) Once upon a time I was fucking with this nigga we gone call him
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my opinion on u based on ur bts bias pjms literally the best people on army twt y'all don't do nothing but cry over him be delusional and defend
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things i miss abt school:- not going into boston- getting someone else to pay for ur grille order- lets get a meal! ah i cant do that ahh shoot cant
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i had a few requests to do a part 2 of how i’d fuck the characters in bsd so ~ a thread ~ fyodor - i would walk in on
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The hate for @TheEllenShow seems to break down like this: 50% the inauthentic disconnect that she masquerades as the nicest person in the world and is quite mean, 40% that
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Guy who advised the CIA that waterboarding was chill & that inflicted pain only qualifies as torture if it presents the risk of organ failure or imminent death will now
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Since warren basically confirmed that Olivia likes women (while saying it’s not worth showing in the same breath ) I’ve decided to do a thread that no one asked for
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american son livetweet let’s go oop jamal call her back HI JER ILY jeremy shut up her son is missing THATS A WHOLE CAP BUT OK IS THAT A DOUGHNUT
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Our #BlackLivesMatter sign was stolen last night. A thread. .@BLMSeacoast held it’s first event, a rally, in downtown Exeter yesterday. We went. It was inspiring, and thoughtful, with speeches
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1) Earlier this year an account followed me on IG (picture of the account attached below) I followed back and it was weeks before the said account messaged me &
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This the face y’all be doing in missionary though When you lied and said just the tip and slid the whole thang in Her face when you tell
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Soon after I wrote this on my office wall, I left my company. A decade later I moved my new company into the same building. To my surprise, the words
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In NYC to cover the Occupy City Hall protest for @townhallcom and people have set up a “No Pig Zone.” They are calling for the city to defund and/or abolish
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dkjdjd WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND, the back of his blazer in this shoot said "my body my choice"???? i'm honestly yelling at this styling decisionhttps://twitter.com/fhrck1231031/status/1253176990942683136 a/b/o au where omega xz
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Fishermen are a superstitious bunch, so what the hell they thought they were doing by naming one after a Shakespeare character who starts the play shipwrecked on a foreign shore
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