So one day Seokjin looked bored, and I was like "Hey, want some head?" and he was all "okay" and I was like "cool, bet, I knew you were the one I should love" https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👌🏽" title="Ok hand (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Ok hand (mittlerer Hautton)">

But then Jungkook was all like "did somebody mention... a blowjay?" and I was like "yeah" so he said "I like those too, they& #39;re the gateway to Eu-pho-riaaa..." bc he was too fucking shy to ask, bless https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦🏽‍♀️" title="Frau schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Frau schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (mittlerer Hautton)">

Jimin was standing there staring bc we know he& #39;s a freak https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😏" title="Grinsendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Grinsendes Gesicht"> he said "what? I& #39;m being good" and I said "that big bulge proves that you& #39;re caught in a lie"

Meanwhile, Yoongi cut in all smoooove with the "do you, uhhhh, wanna go to Hong Kong? It& #39;s up here..." Then he whispered "SUGA" randomly, so now I& #39;m like... damn. Yeah. I do, actually.

Hobi overhead and was like "ayyyyeeeeeee, let& #39;s go! My balls are on the blue side" and I said "feel free to fill me with all your hope, Daddy"

Taehyung was standing off to the side watching this shit transpire, then he walked over to me and whispered with his deep voice "I& #39;ve got Bob Ross brand paint supplies and a dick bigger than a winter bear" and my eyes lit up. My guy!

Namjoon& #39;s just sat there the entire time looking all intense. So I& #39;m like "wtf Joonie" and he says calmly "take it off now, girl" and I was all https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Errötetes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Errötetes Gesicht"> "yes Daddy"

And that& #39;s how you begin a successful GangBangBangtan. @BTS_twt