#Cookies

Adam Reynolds

awjre

A motorist, cyclist, and a pedestrian walk into a bar. There are ten cookies on the bar. The motorist takes nine of them and whispers to the pedestrian, "Watch out!

Dres

drezzyyyy

one of God’s greatest creations: the potato i didn’t really measure anything & kinda eye-balled it. this was something random just using stuff in my house. non-fresh grated cheese works

am☻nda🦋

junclovers

cw // drinka.c.e as starbies - a thread#에이스 #ACE @official_ACE7 credits to the pictures of the drinks to their rightful owners, i just found them from pinterest ^^ junhee as

Privacy Matters 💙

PrivacyMatters

I discussed this text today at the event in D.C. https://twitter.com/katielmcinnis/status/1204050468651118598People attending and who use Spotify had no idea. It’s time for better transparency, choice and control. #Spotify #privacy4all #privacy

Alycia

alyciadotj

I can tell all the people with a doctor complex over the Wharf debacle just want to look woke. People keep saying that those (mostly Black) customers were there crowded

sree⁷

flexkth

— how to make oreo cake ; a delicious thread 1. in a blender, crush the oreo cookies to a fine powder 2. now add milk, sugar, baking powder

ashanti

ashanttiiii

Yeah gossip girl is a binge worthy show and im only on the pilot. I will be live tweeting just for fun of it cause I’m that bored. So do

mel

Mel629_

Daughter’s Sweet 16 was supposed to be in May. Had to be rescheduled for end of July. Been planning since February. I’m at about 3x my budget bc of the

VAMPIRE 승우’s GF

darlinghsw

purely a live tweet thread.... 200422subin’s cookie baking vlive look at how well he’s sifting it omg as compared to the previous time he baked!!! adorable

ema⁷

jjanggboomm

i don't care if you are big or small account, but when your moots asking questions, then answer it. when they asking to be friends, then be a good friend

joey lee 🌸

joeycholeekang

listahan ng mga gustong gawin pero di ko malaman when to do hahaha1. re-read Shingeki no Kyojin manga2. rewatch SnK anime3. read the last few chapters of The Promised Neverland4.

Treva Hodges, Ph.D.

ctowntreva

Found a doggo on the city square this morning. If she lives with you, claim her by calling the mayor’s cell at (502) 297-4390. She’s 10/10 a good girl. Decided

CK No Taxation Without Representation DexterHaven

ckshowalter

had a rough “dad dream” overnight, and woke up to news of two Dad’s passing. (Phillip and DMX). I’m having all kinds of complicated feels. 1/ a parent is hard.

maxs. || doing acads

maxtsversion

If you are in a tough time and Taylor Swift is your comfort person open this thread hey! Taylor loves you so much and she doesn't want you to be

lia

AOIKCAL

food i want to eat but i cant - basically a food porn thread ????? hot chocolate w/ marshmallows so mf good especially in winter whipped ice cream these are

Maddie

quirklesswriter

Imagine Bakugou casually going into Sato's room after a bad day and Sato is ready with small cakes and some snickerdoodles. He slides it over to Bakugou without saying a