A motorist, cyclist, and a pedestrian walk into a bar. There are ten cookies on the bar. The motorist takes nine of them and whispers to the pedestrian, "Watch out! The cyclist is after your cookie!"

"When You’re Accustomed to Privilege, Equality Feels Like Oppression" #ProCar

And of course there is this...

And then there is this...

And this classic... HT @Urban_Turbo

And this by @davewalker

And this from @cowanrob

I've also used this a few times...

This one is also rather good and unfortunately so damn true...

One more to add to this thread.