#Carrot

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wtfdumb0

thread of my 1 minute crack edits 1 minute of sarah paulson + cate blanchett crackhead energy 1 minute of kristen bell + dax shepherd yelling at eachother 1

jack monroe

BootstrapCook

OH! Before I write a single word I am OFF TO THE SUPERMARKET with my £20!! I usually do two trips - I can’t carry everything home in one go

Rachel Lopez

GreaterBombay

Twitterlok! Tell me what you miss about Mumbai life. Not the usual stuff - trains, vada pao, seaface. But sweet little things that matter maybe just to you. I miss:1.

marie

wish1wasskinny

mcd0nalds calories !! full menu + drinks & sauces !! breakfast✮breakfast roll - 513calsbacon roll - 356calshash brown - 136calssausage& egg mcmuffin - 430calsbacon& egg mcmuffin - 348calsegg& cheese mcmuffin

ilo° ◡̈⃝ lazy fat era

DYKESPO

•° spicy pickle & turkey cruskits! ★★★★☆2 corn cruskits - 44caltbsp cream cheese - 60cal (u can half this)1 chili pickle (cut into two) - 15cal2 slices of turkey (or

chals

jjang_nonu

SCAMMER ALERT ANGELINE ALBERT L. MANALANG- owner and somehow a treasurer of @daintymoonpuffs - @joshudino here on stan twtI ordered 3 phone cases sa shop nila last January, paid for

Dan Kaszeta

DanKaszeta

Brexit stockpile reality. Practical tips from a guy who has thought about things and who knows how to eat frugally. Tip. Buy a pressure cooker from a cheap and cheerful

Freedom Israel 🙂

FreedomIsrael_

#Israel is now officially an #Apartheid state.The sign on the table says “Seating for those with the Green Label”We are the #COVID19 test lab. Your country is next. This is

Nico ➳ IN生¹² SKZ 4TH WIN!!

HavenOfRain

Thread of people/characters I share a personality type with!! A good start OF COURSE EREN IS AN ISFP THE DUMBASS YES LANA MY QUEEN HELPSSJDJDJ CAPTAIN MARVEL AKA MY WIFE

The Summer Moon⁰³²⁵ is half-dead after exam

The_Summer_Moon

★·.· 𝐊𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲 ·.·★┊ ┊ ✫ ˚☆ ⋆｡ ┊ ♡⋆⊹ 𝓪 𝓽𝓱𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭 ┊ . ˚┊• ╚»★«╝Pumpkin - 호박╚«★»╝Since it's Spoo

Older, Wiser, Happier

thathappydad

In 2019, we re-elected into power the most incompetent, egregious, hubris ridden bunch of people in the history of Republic of India. The previous 5 years had been spent in

Undercover Autie

UndercoverAutie

Thread of some of the signs from my childhood that I was neurodivergent.They’re coming from an #ActuallyAutistic and #ADHD person unlike ‘official’ lists of traits.(I say ND not just

U.S. Postal Service

USPS

What's up Doc? It's the 80th anniversary of Bugs Bunny and we're celebrating with a brand new collection of #BugsBunnyStamps! Each day leading up to the reveal on July

Nidhi Shankar

BoldMonk_

Do you deal with a crippling level of anxiety or something that feels like it?I'll share a few techniques. These have been taught by certified professionals and most of them

au🐝

softfusenation

Onf with diff hair colors A thread I’ve been saying this since complete era,,, Yuto with light purple hair? *chef kiss* now I never knew I needed

oikawa day!

otywjh

things wen junhui has done that don’t seem real but are, a thread him starring in a tv show as a mf vampire accidentally ordering these many face masks online