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brb doing an entire thread of mdzs characters as casual roommate crimes
Song Lan: moves your kitchen items to "more suitable" locations, so you have to fucking hunt for the good spatula
Xue Yang: eats your leftovers. repeatedly. god, every FUCKING time. (also probably drinks your fancy booze.)
Xiao Xingchen: creates weird, lingering smells in the apartment that cling to the inside of your nose. source unclear.
A-Qing: drinks the last beer in the fridge and doesn't put in another six-pack to chill.
Wei Wuxian: somehow finishes every bottle of liquor you bring into the house. every time. even when you could've sworn he wasn't home? jfc wwx.
Lan Wangji: doesn't greet you when he walks past you. sometimes walks out of rooms mid-conversation. generally will not speak unless spoken to. a ghost?
Jin Guangyao: will never let you forget the one time you used his expensive hair products.
Lan Xichen: uses your expensive hair products.
Nie Mingjue: is in a weird passive aggressive fight with the downstairs neighbors that involves him playing death metal at maximum volume while the neighbors blast gregorian chants.
Jiang Cheng: has never forgotten the one time you forgot to do dishes. Never will. Brings it up whenever you politely remind him about a chore he hasn't done yet.
Mo Xuanyu: finds the WORST subletters. the WORST!!! no one will ever get all the red wine goo out of the freezer.
Nie Huaisang: claims he does not know how to plunge a toilet. possibly truly does not know.
Jiang Yanli: her boyfriends all suck and are constantly trying to cook in your apartment. the scorch marks from their attempt at dumplings will never come off the tile. RIP security deposit.
Jin Zixuan: never remembers to buy the items you need for apartment maintenance when he's at the grocery store.
