#Balcony

Delicious first lines in flash that made me go WHATTT:A thread.In no particular order and w/o links to the original piece because of their awesome first line-y standalone goodness (but
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Please forgive me... But have a little voyeuristic, Virgin Mineta who loves ((but won’t admit it)) hearing his next door neighbor get off..Everyone knows that Mineta is a fucking skeeze.
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"the RPD has declared this an unlawful assembly." People are not leaving. Daniel Prude's name drowning out the announcements. Pepper balls man. A lot of people struggling to breathe. Myself
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1. I took 2 hours off last night to celebrate my adult son's birthday. I came back and the world was literally on fire. And I am furious about what
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I now have to watch 3 hours worth of Romeo and Juliet on Youtube even though I actually hate the story and think it shouldn't be romanticized so much A
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Quarantine in SamoaDay 0: (i) We were given a box of water, (ii) dinner was fish and chips delivered at after 7ish and (iii) view from my ground floor balcony.
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3rd #Hamilton viewing. Tryna keep my eyes off the main chars in each scene and watch the background. Watch Burr during the "Not Throwing Away My Shot" number. Hamilton
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Italy lockdown: a thread about my experience day onehttps://twitter.com/jiminsgin/status/1237511994732732416 day twohttps://twitter.com/jiminsgin/status/1237906706614693889 day threehttps://twitter.com/jiminsgin/status/1238232249612619782 day fourht
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I lost my voice once and took some steroids to get through a performance. I thought I was fucking Pavarotti all night and was itching to literally wrestle someone after
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1 like = 1 confession I eat raw bell peppers I used to have natural orange streaks when I was younger. I can’t stand when people touch me, it makes
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Right now, Las Vegas is about to welcome the first new downtown casino in more than a generation. I have it tuned to @TurnItUpWorld as they are ready to walk
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Hello Friends! Today is St Georges Day, but it is also the birthday of the great playwright, William Shakespeare, and so we present a selection of scenes from his plays
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I almost don’t want to go to Facebook any more. All my friends are cooking elaborate five course meals, and participating in book readings and saree challenges. But for me,
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my elderly parents once casually let slip that they don't like Peranakans. I was surprised cuz they're not normally so strident. Apparently they grew up being lorded over by rich
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These @McGillAlumni webinars are phenomenal. Tune in Thursday at 2 p.m. (EDT) [note the new time] or watch the recording as two astronauts, "tackle your questions about self-isolation, managing anxiety
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as a 15 yo closeted kid full of risperidone (for manic psychosis) who had literally ZERO friends in school because I was too autistic to function and being sexually assaulted
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