I now have to watch 3 hours worth of Romeo and Juliet on Youtube even though I actually hate the story and think it shouldn't be romanticized so much

A bunch of idiots in 'period clothing' running around with swords and screaming in a stupid rendition of old english

I sincerely doubt people ever actually talked in such flowery language.

I WOULD GLADLY READ THE WHOLE FREAKING SCRIPT TO AVOID THIS CRAP

OMFG THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT 13-14 YEAR OLDS MARRYING AND HAVING KIDS

Don't stare into the camera as you monologue, idiot

THEY SAID FALSEHOOD THAT'S THE ONLY GOOD PART

She's only 14 and I think the nurse is talking about boobs now

Yup she's talking about boobs

Oh gosh this is stupid wow they're talking about them getting married again and having kids

Juliet's voice hurts my ears and the words make no sense at all. They're seriously trying way too hard

The nurse just slapped Juliet's ass

There is a tambourine. Please, please someone take down youtube

One good line is the one about dreams

I think he's talking about sex now but I honestly can't tell because of the stupid language

I feel bad because I know they're trying but these actors are terrible

Dude invites a bunch of ladies and makes fun of their feet???

The music SUCKS

The dancing is awful. Did people actually do this? It doesn't look fun at all, especially for the actors

He is monologuing LOUDLY and oh shit he got recognized by his voice and now theyre gonna attack

OMG HELP HE JUST CALLED HIM A SAUCY BOI I'M DYING

Hands touching? Oooooo

Obligatory hidden hetero kiss because why not. And apparently he gave her sin? and now he realizes he kissed the enemy

Juliet wants to know who he is and oooooh no now she knows

DON'T FREAKING MONOLOGUE WHILE STARING INTO THE CAMERA

rOmEO!!!!!!

dUDE GRABBED mERCUITO'S ASS

But why the tambourine

And the classic balcony that I hate so much

She has the stupidest expressions tbh

This is so FUCKING STUPID I HATE IT

don't climb the vine dumbass