#TheWeekInTory

#TheWeekInTory 1. The govt launched a “Fix your bike” voucher website2. It broke in less than an hour3. The govt said we should all lose weight 4. The govt is

This episode of #TheWeekInTory is just stuff since Friday1. Ineptitude alert: due to Brexit the UK is leaving the EU’s Galileo satellite scheme, which is vital for satnav2. Independent experts

#TheWeekInTory1. The govt relaxed the rules on eating in restaurants, as long as the restaurants followed the guidelines2. To promote this, the Chancellor posed for a photo-op serving customers in

The thing I regret most about #TheWeekInTory is the actual events.But just behind that is the fact I called it #TheWeekInTory, when in reality I am having to do one

#TheWeekInTory1: Govt issued rules to quarantine new arrivals2: Their definition of "quarantine" allows popping out for food, using public transport, and moving house3: Told us 113 people died the day

#TheWeekInTory is a misnomer: this just covers the last 5 days1. Matt Hancock told Parliament lockdown started on 16th March, the day SAGE told them to, so all those unnecessary

Hey Russ, didn’t you just do #TheWeekInTory on Monday?Yes. Yes, I did.But you’re having to do another on Thursday?I don’t make the rules. And apparently, Boris Johnson doesn’t either.Anyway, here

#TheWeekInTory is a monster today because they’ve been, well, even busier than usual, the scamps1. The dictionary definition of Honour is, “the quality of knowing and doing what is morally

#TheWeekInTory (Wed to Sun)1. Let’s start with the milder corruption: it was revealed Matt Hancock tried to block 400 homes and a primary school near Newmarket racecourse, after receiving at

#TheWeekInTory 1. The govt said they had to "balance the nation’s health with our economy", and in that respect, they have succeeded: both are evenly balanced as the worst in

Part 2 of #TheWeekInTory (Wed to Sun)1. The actual Paymaster General suggested we spend the International Aid budget on a new yacht for the Queen2. And the actual Foreign Secretary

An early #TheWeekInTory (Sun to Tues), but things are moving crazy fast1. Last week the govt said “we will work around the clock to ensure nobody goes hungry as a

I was gonna do another #TheWeekInTory but, try as I might, I could not find a thing they’d done wrong since Friday. No corruption. No ineptitude. No lies. No hypocrisy.

I was gonna leave #TheWeekInTory until Friday, but at their current rate it'll be 1000 tweets long by then, and I'm worried about you, mate.It's OK to get drunk on

Amazingly, this is my third #TheWeekInTory in 7 days, and if anybody wants to pay for me to go somewhere comparatively sane and relaxing for a week, I’m up for

Here comes another #TheWeekInTory, and I'm afraid it's quite lengthy. The positive we can take from this is that if you start now, you can probably get through the 2