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TheInfamousOne
TheInfamousOne6
since I don’t want to be an “evil, bully” who questions false claims... block. Sorry not sorry. I find it interesting how the same people who insist on truth and
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Mulanshu
Mulanshu40
A thread of my favourite quotes: Virtue was vanity dressed up and waiting for applause ~ Richard Flanagan. There ain't no devil, only god when drunk ~ Tom Waits. There
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FloralAndy
FloralAndy
RUTH BADER GINSBURG WILL BE REPLACED BY A 35 YEAR-OLD CONSERVATIVE IF YOU DON’T VOTE. The year is 2028. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is the newly-elected President. She can’t govern because we
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𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐄. || ACCEPTING!
ScoleaceRPW
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤO5 / 29 / 2Oㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ 𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐎𝟕ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ❝𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐀𝐌 𝐈❞ ➢ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐓 [ 1 ] I am something that goes up but never goe
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Stonekettle
Stonekettle
Because of my military service, and genetics, I developed certain medical conditions. I take medication. If I don't it, I die. The medication has unpleasant side effects. But I take
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no personality
Alexis_SoSAD
hard pills to swallow: a thread only one person will end up with Harry & it’s prolly not u end thread
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°❧. hima 🌸
shuuwaariin
everytime i see that chess meme about the "smart kid wondering why i'm winning vs me eating his pieces while he's not looking", i always start looking at the size
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president stupid j moron
bambooney
there's this thing about 85% of ps4 exclusives that just annoys me and it's this "ps4 face" thing that i can't quite put my finger on, but it all just
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Mallory Moore
Chican3ry
So no, I do not give one solitary shit about whether Maya Forstater or any other transphobe gets to keep her job. I hope her stated opinions make it a
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Jonathan Easton
jonnye47
Let's play Fantasy Covid Cabinet.The only rules are that the person must have held that position already and they must be alive.1/ PM - Tony Blair (or John Major at
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Beauty By Tiona
TionaMonique
You can fuck a nigga. Feed a nigga. Love a nigga unconditionally. Give a nigga $10 when all you got is $20 DO YOU HEAR ME ? Excuse this language
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gonzo
Agonz5712
hasta la estrella omega From now on you have to call me simba Homegirl can swallow the load, but not a pill
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ella from greece
jenniesrosey
is g-dragon super famous in sokor? like is he along the most famous idols?(i’m genuinely asking cause i have no idea about kpop besides blackpink so pls be kind hehe)
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Dr Lauren M Robinson
DrLMRobinson
I once had a woman postdoc supervisor who suggested I use more exclamation marks and smilies in my emails so I didn't come off so abrasive. I think about that
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Alchemy
r3dandrotten
these “omg my dog ate my edibles”, omg “my sibling ate my edibles” isn’t as funny as y’all think it is lmfao “y’all must be the only sibling, you know
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mars @ i hate dabe
severedarms
i found a treasure trove of malaphors and now im thinking about riggs Not Quite But Almost Getting Metaphors and Idioms Correct Favorites"well burn that bridge when we get to
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