these “omg my dog ate my edibles”, omg “my sibling ate my edibles” isn’t as funny as y’all think it is lmfao
“y’all must be the only sibling, you know how siblings are” ok so if u know how siblings are too, do 10x better at hiding LMFAO. that shit is not impossible to accomplish.
idc if you gotta get a safe and swallow the damn key, DO IT.
y’all siblings out here thinkin they dying off some edibles and y’all takin it as hehehaha clout moment for the tl, grow the fuck up.
and i promise you nobody wants to see your puppy slumped on the tl. you’re fucking embarrassing.
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