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Richard Clark
TheRichardClark
Twitter Confession: Last night I was walking home from 7/11 where I bought my Hot Tamales rip-off candy. (No, this is not the confession, this is the start of a
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Nick Craver
Nick_Craver
Let’s see how this overgrown hill looks by the end of the day. Rained out, but progress! If you have a really shitty mower and some bad blades, you can
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Bryan Rodda
bryan_in_dc
As your self-proclaimed 3rd & H St NE hyper-local reporter, I must inform you that the slow but steady disappearance of the H St entrance “Welcome” sign at the Giant
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Brittani Nichols
BisHilarious
Today LAPD chose to arrest someone for trying to stop a crime instead of...you know...stopping the crime. When I arrived, a man who identified himself as Dean was next to
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Nuice Media
nuicemedia
So the alleged money-stealing shapeshifting pig that was (not) hunted and caught by seven stark naked men turned out to be just a regular pig and the woman who accused
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Jake Paul Sartre
PissJugTycoon
my ex-roommate shittalked her date for being "probably gay" bc he-marinated & cooked a steak for her-crossed his legs "like a woman"Then I got to overnear him dumping her a
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Hannah ♛
allhailhann
Maybe I’m in the minority but this isn’t funny. At all. Or the fucking KKK costume. Like just stop. Get a hobby. Masturbate. I literally don’t care what else you
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Dad Of 4A's
4a_of
Want to hear a happy story?My neighbor (tRumper) lives 2 doors down. He is one of those with 8 signs in his yard. For the past 3 years we hardly
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ron ♡'s too
flvgeons
TOO as your neighbours ; a thread@too_members @too_offcl #TOO #티오오 #TenOrientedOrchestra#TOOgetherWithTOO NOTICEdon't take this thread seriously. it's just for fun and i love and respect every member, knowing they are
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Danielle Fuentes Morgan
mos_daf
Santa Clara University security just harassed me and my brother and forced me (a faculty member) to show my campus ID to prove I live in the house WHERE I
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Tyler Silvestri
Tyler_Silvestri
I’m feeling petty because I hate the bar exam and don’t want to take this ridiculous, arbitrary, gatekeeping nightmare. Accordingly, here’s my running thread of typos, grammatical issues, and generally
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Alan Cross
AlanLCross
Jesus said, “Love your neighbor as yourself” and “love your enemies.” I often seen when the church does that publicly that unbelievers have agreed with Jesus that this is a
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Maris Kreizman
mariskreizman
Twenty years ago today I moved to New York City. Indulge me in a thread? I've lived in 7 apartments, had 10 different jobs, and 3 layoffs. I've spent thousands
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🌻Alexa🌻
Adolphfin1
I hate seeing so many of my friends disappointed in the GOP. Disappointed in Trump. I stopped believing in a political solution a long time ago. It hurts to lose
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Sammi Steele
SammiSteeleNews
Protesters are back outside Bob Fu’s house today in Midland. As to what they’re protesting...well they believe Bob Fu is a Chinese spy. According to neighbors, local pastors and our
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Tawny Newsome
TrondyNewman
Rural life during covid means and we greet every animal intenseley every day in lieu of talking to neighbors (who are very far away). If we haven’t seen a squirrel
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