my ex-roommate shittalked her date for being "probably gay" bc he
-marinated & cooked a steak for her
-crossed his legs "like a woman"
Then I got to overnear him dumping her a few weeks later while she cried "what did I dooo". This sorta shit is straight up brain worm derangement https://twitter.com/iTerryTommy/status/1249532335118221313
"Fellas is it gay to enjoy a tiramisu"
She was a social worker who called poor clients "disgusting", called the cops on neighborhood kids playing in the fire hydrant water & texted me that she was gonna have the cops search my room bc she smelled our neighbor's weed & assumed it was me. Just a 6mo long nightmare.
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