So the alleged money-stealing shapeshifting pig that was (not) hunted and caught by seven stark naked men turned out to be just a regular pig and the woman who accused her neighbor of using the werepig to steal money is now being kicked out of the neighborhood for spreading lies.
And the person who claimed there was a werepig that was stealing people’s money was a cleric who made the whole story up with the seven other men because he wanted to calm the neighbors who lost money at home with no explanation.

(And this made sense to him?)
AND THE PIG WAS BOUGHT FOR RP900K FROM AN ONLINE CAT LOVER COMMUNITY JUST TO BE KILLED?

HOW… WHAT… I…
Nobody has claimed forward with the missing money, by the way. The thief or thieves are probably happy with the diversion.

And this is probably going to be the wildest plot of 2021

Depok, man. You people there thought the Kubah Mas mosque’s minaret was a nuclear rocket facility
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