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zaddyass
Harry please don’t keep growing out your beard please I freaking bed you please for gods sake for your moms and sister’s sake for everyone’s sake i’m serious about this
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sheppy📼☁️
fleshtown
am bored like dis and i'll give u a dbd pairing i like and why kate/jane (romenson) - country girl and city girl love!! i think they'd meet at a
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Louisa 🌈👭
LouisatheLast
People ask me what breed Hazel is and I have to honestly tell them she’s just a goblin who showed up on a guy’s porch one day, tried to bring
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Henrico Rec & Parks
henricorecparks
We are excited to announce the birth of 3 lambs at Meadow Farm! All moms & babies are happy & healthy. Think you can guess how many boy(s) and how
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honeywheat.
monalisabetht
So I left my edible at my moms. Someone come kill me real quick. It still hasn’t kicked in. She didn’t eat much of it. I told her to just
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Duchess of Healing
sindivanzyl
I used to eat my KFC emotwenihttps://twitter.com/NeoRapetsoa/status/1273234269993828354 Moms are always thinking about their kid(s)It takes a lot for a Mommy to do something for herself. You're always thinking about your
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Rachel Cecilia
redeemedrachel
A year ago, I met a parish mom kneeling on the side of the cathedral, praying the Rosary in the light rain. The Mass had ended; I had been outside
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esosa.
godesosax
a lot of parents deserve to be told that they did a very bad job raising their kids... this is aimed at ab*sive parents. we got people talmbout "not mine
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𝗡𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗮𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗢𝗿𝗶𝗼
Nicholas_DeOrio
Someone fucking emailed the Pierce County Sheriff about Onision and cited @LeafyLols's video as evidence LMFAO @Onision: What is your evidence on me?Screeching Soccer Moms: "It's this girl's Twitter account!!"
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Claire Willett
clairewillett
my biggest takeaway from the "Miss Americana" documentary is how being told "don't be like the Dixie Chicks and alienate your conservative fans" from such a young age really fucked
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triiish🍓🍋
notrishno
The Kirishimas' move in a new neighborhood and right away, everyone loves them. The two moms are so sweet and their adoptive son? Somehow, even sweeter. Eijiro is the first
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Trump Is A Terrorist
PinkVanillaMe
Psst... The secret antifa meeting will be held at midnight. Please bring a covered dish & wear your informal mask. We’ll be giving away books of stamps for absentee ballot
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Beth Nakamura
bethnakamura
"Constitution rights have been breached. That is criminal activity here in the United States. It must be stopped." Greetings, day 58 #portlandprotests#PDXprotest I'm on the ground tonight with @killendave @tedsickinger
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🌽🌽Erica, the white trash socialist🌽🌽™️
herosnvrdie69
If you want a general strike, organize your work place for starters ladies and gents. I understand the idea of a general strike but y’all we have an extremely low
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kay ☺︎︎
traumaculture
hey, so, my new car i got with $1000 from my moms stimulus check ended up exploding. we dont know what happened we were just driving and everyone started honking
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Echo Chamber
echo_chamberz
“Frog Twitter” has been particularly slow to pick up on QAnon’s potential because they associate it with the Boomer 4chan psy op it used to be.They don’t realize that it’s
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