Psst... The secret antifa meeting will be held at midnight. Please bring a covered dish & wear your informal mask.
We’ll be giving away books of stamps for absentee ballot applications.
Special guest speakers are leaders from wall of moms and wall of vets.
If you’re driving in from the burbs, prizes awarded for stealing some flags.

*Flags must be shown for proof.
Bonus payout for driving Tom and Janet home. They tend to hit the sangria hard.
We still need volunteers to re-up our toilet paper supply. I know some of you hoarders can afford a roll or two.
If needed, childcare will be provided by our partner, DeepState Daycare.
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