People ask me what breed Hazel is and I have to honestly tell them she’s just a goblin who showed up on a guy’s porch one day, tried to bring her kitten inside repeatedly, and brought him offerings of dead things until he called the shelter https://twitter.com/eachapm/status/1253179089713876997

Plum was a tailless kobold just wandering a trailer park with a kitten in tow (both of their kittens were also fine, they got adopted by other people. Tekla and I just coincidentally both adopted stray teen moms)