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malaika
malstomatosauce
* this thread is a JOKE *think i met my soULmATe ( friend ? ) on playstation even though i did not respond to him for a month i’ll keep
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java_finch
enjoying being called fat and stupid is a very specific demand it might look funny in screenshots, but i played a bit of this, and my only reaction was pretty
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TheH🌷ppyC🌷rdiologist🏊🚴♂️🏃♂️
HeartDocTesla
So the Biden tax proposal is to effectively double capital gains taxes on investors maxing more than $1M1. If your receive a paycheck over $1M you are already paying over
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R.Сам 🦋🐏
Logo_Daedalus
The reason that twitter is retarded is that a fucking Beto tweet I toss out while taking a shit gets more circulation than the tweets I consider actually interesting &
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Just Here. 🪐💫
fauxcuss
Idk on what of the bed @jeydimante woke up on but I did too! The government is playing a different game than they’re displaying and it’s not even funny anymore.
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Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair 🦥
senatorshoshana
A woman came up to me after a speech awhile ago, one who very obviously fashioned herself the wokest of the woke, and suggested I wear pants instead of a
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haven BLM
havenlaraee
funny how some of you are all about “peace” but have nothing to say about the cops who are tear gassing, running over and shooting at protestors how is this
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chanbinsari
Junhoe being effortlessly funnyᴀ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ@tkwpcnfak sorry but i find this expression funny that funny expressions during ISAC2019 when he dropped his phone when he thought that the
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Nard 🌐🙏🏿
NardB_
Ain’t shit funny.https://twitter.com/baddgirrlnaay/status/1265650326604054528 Got the audacity to laugh with it, fuck
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214KYU
in conclusion jeno funnyhttps://twitter.com/hyejeno/status/1252382564167245833 bookmarking this thread
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britt ヘ(・ω・ヘ)
BRlTTANYYY
men: women aren’t funny also men:https://twitter.com/LivPosting/status/1248519534664957954 @ the men in the comments
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Dr. Amajimbo 🇰🇪
njokingumi
One day an elite cadre of femme assassins will be called "the slay queens" and it will not be funny any more. Selah. There'll be 7 of them, because the
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Tony
AntonPilgram
ok so what are we doing if labour do alright or even hold hartlepool getting with the starmer program is not an acceptable answer to this vague question i have
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sabrina ミ☆
legendarihhhh
nicki minaj being unintentionally funny: a thread
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Sansa Stark
_Oroboghene
Tweet deleted because I had such a long day and I don’t have strength to drag with anybody this night. Yeah, let’s not make it a gender war but omo,
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Sara Sicherman
saraasicherman
A few (tired) words on drugs and related topics: Recently someone chose substances (drugs and alcohol) over me (a human being), which was...well, words haven't been decided upon yet. Soon
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