* this thread is a JOKE *
think i met my soULmATe ( friend ? ) on playstation https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht">
even though i did not respond to him for a month
i’ll keep this thread updated
i’m too scared to screen shot from the chat because he’s gonna think i’m just weird screenshotting EVERY CONVO LMFAO so no more screens https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😉" title="Zwinkerndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Zwinkerndes Gesicht">
and turns out he only added me because his finger slippedhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😫" title="Müdes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Müdes Gesicht">
he said “Ahahah I love this”
“Who told you to be funny?
“Only I can b funny”
* laying on my stomach kicking my legs * https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😉" title="Zwinkerndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Zwinkerndes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😉" title="Zwinkerndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Zwinkerndes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😉" title="Zwinkerndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Zwinkerndes Gesicht">
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