#FUNNY

Helen Kingston

kingstonwrites

Those poor Marie Kondo followers stuck in their empty houses I think I have annoyed Marie Kondo twitter. I fear I will be found carefully folded in three and rolled

peach day↺

wifeclipse

This ones so funny its like a creepypastahttps://twitter.com/swevenpjm/status/1249321772429836290 Its like those stories i heard in elementary school like the one of the girl with the ribbon around her neck and

ᴍᴏɴɪᴄᴀ

britishmcu

Fandoms as high school groups; a thread Arianators:- the cute, adorable but savage- cheerleaders club- acts like bitches but in real are so kind and always trying to help- thanks

Marty keeping it classy w/Turbo

Humble_Marty

I'm thinking about swords as Nuclear Weapons today.I know people are bummed about She-Ra but it would've been cool if an actual war broke out on the show. Noelle might

'Stream _____ or ______'

thatsawnperiyat

Another day, another twitter thread where homophobes/racists/transphobes (spin the wheel) completely embarass themselves by not being in on the joke because they are so far removed from the jokes content

hannah ♡’s aysha, justin and rach🌼

infinitelyIou

a helpful guide to 5 seconds of summer for new fans: calum hood: - plays the bass - 24 years old born january 25th 1996- has one sister, mali -

7DREAM

jaemscore

7dream as slimes; a thread! marks cloud slime!! he has a very nice n cute aura n just like clouds, he watches over dream! renjuns iceberg slime!! it shows that

melissa 🦋

pooplissa1

come on now i am so funny end of thread

Gerald Butts 🇨🇦🖐🧼🤚

gmbutts

Funny. Last time I read Harper in the Wall Street Journal he was arguing for making government big enough to join George W. Bush's war in Iraq.https://twitter.com/TrueNorthCentre/status/1260556147972440065 Joking aside, the

lex 🦑

needylex

if chase atlantic played among us, a thread: also these are screenshots from my games personally and i will continue this thread when i come across other funny experiences so

MADELEINE 🥀

madeleinemua

Why is this so fucking funny LOL btw we love @britneyspears over here tysm It’s her brand I’m living 4 it

Strat Soldier

CyberDog2

Go through the stocks you like to look at. Were any of them doing this today? You don’t have to be the first guy/gal in. #TheStrat Funny meme backed up

she/her

mamasuckyy

people send me unsolicited dick pics and then go "uh hi? are you ignoring me?" it's just so funny to me- one minute im doing a research on organic chemistry

Joshua Tait

Joshua_A_Tait

I'm watching Revenge of the Sith and thinking and writing about Never Trump and it feels... apt. The technological degradation from the last days of the republic to the Empire

jia🧃

exhaustcd

my biased opinions on zodiac signs that nobody asked for aries- pretty as FUCK- seriously stop doubting yourself- charismatic and naturally funny- always there to support your friends when they’re

aspen🍂 (they/them)

birkmurkrow

the creators of the new spongebob came are fucking cowards and i've finally been pushed far enough to tweet about it: a thread (please y'all these are all minor complaints