people send me unsolicited dick pics and then go "uh hi? are you ignoring me?"
it's just so funny to me-

one minute im doing a research on organic chemistry and then i open this forsaken app to dudes hanging brain who can't pronounce "saponification" calling me a slut because i won't give attention to their limp excuses for existence.

3 billion years of evolution and the greatest form of communication you can conjure up in your fermented omelet of conscience is submitting your wrinkly ball sack to strangers on the internet to substitute the attention your parents never gave their mistake of an offspring