the creators of the new spongebob came are fucking cowards and i've finally been pushed far enough to tweet about it: a thread

(please y'all these are all minor complaints don't take this thread that seriously i still love the game these are jUST MINOR CRITICISMS-)
first of all they made it easy as FUCK and we did NOT have all this extra help with the controls???? like??? AUTO AIMING WATERMELONS?????????? wtf??? when i was a kid it was patrick, your trembling hands, the controller, and the cruel uncaring eyes of god
the smart camera can eat my entire ass

yes i know you can turn it off but i DIDN'T know that the first time i played and ended up super fucking motion sick and nauseous and needing to lie down & reevaluate my life choices bc why do i feel sick after playing SPONGEBOB
i actually don't like the reanimation?? i liked the old animation style of the game way better??? they just kinda made everything.... brighter and less defined
and omg y'all
the dark empty abyss in patrick's dream used to loop infinitely and it was funny as fuck and now they've sealed it to a small area 😭😭😭

(i'm glad they kept the funny as fuck scene w patrick and the spatula tho)
(jesus i can't even get through this seriously)
anyway i'm not done w it yet, maybe halfway, but overall i love it so far. it's extremely nostalgic and i LIVE FOR THAT SHIT
i might actually 100% the game which is something I've never done before!!!!!! So I'm really excited for that
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