the creators of the new spongebob came are fucking cowards and i& #39;ve finally been pushed far enough to tweet about it: a thread

(please y& #39;all these are all minor complaints don& #39;t take this thread that seriously i still love the game these are jUST MINOR CRITICISMS-)
first of all they made it easy as FUCK and we did NOT have all this extra help with the controls???? like??? AUTO AIMING WATERMELONS?????????? wtf??? when i was a kid it was patrick, your trembling hands, the controller, and the cruel uncaring eyes of god
the smart camera can eat my entire ass

yes i know you can turn it off but i DIDN& #39;T know that the first time i played and ended up super fucking motion sick and nauseous and needing to lie down & reevaluate my life choices bc why do i feel sick after playing SPONGEBOB
i actually don& #39;t like the reanimation?? i liked the old animation style of the game way better??? they just kinda made everything.... brighter and less defined
and omg y& #39;all
the dark empty abyss in patrick& #39;s dream used to loop infinitely and it was funny as fuck and now they& #39;ve sealed it to a small area https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">

(i& #39;m glad they kept the funny as fuck scene w patrick and the spatula tho)
(jesus i can& #39;t even get through this seriously)
anyway i& #39;m not done w it yet, maybe halfway, but overall i love it so far. it& #39;s extremely nostalgic and i LIVE FOR THAT SHIT
i might actually 100% the game which is something I& #39;ve never done before!!!!!! So I& #39;m really excited for that
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