my biased opinions on zodiac signs that nobody asked forhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😗" title="Kussgesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Kussgesicht">
aries

- pretty as FUCK
- seriously stop doubting yourself
- charismatic and naturally funny
- always there to support your friends when they’re in need but DONT FORGET ABOUT YOURSELF
- stop trying to be aggressive you’re a softie we know it :)
- that being said yall can be MEAN
taurus

- light up every room you walk into
- but pls learn when to shut up
- annoying but in an endearing way like youngest sibling energy
- stop overworking yourself
- take a break
- annoying but still very sweet
- yeah this is biased my sister is a taurus
gemini

- yall get a bad rep
- not two faced??
- manipulative as FUCK though even when it’s not on purpose
- surprisingly self aware
- VERY ATTRACTIVE I WILL KISS YOU ON THE MOUTH
- jokes so bad that they’re good
cancer

- REALLY emotional which can be good or bad depending on the situation
- cute but clingy
- very loyal
- affectionate and caring i love yall
- you can let go of some grudges it’s okay
leo

- it’s okay to want attention but you need TWO people to have a conversationhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😁" title="Grinsendes Gesicht mit lĂ€chelnden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Grinsendes Gesicht mit lĂ€chelnden Augen">
- please add “please” and “thank you” to your vocabulary. thank you
- still very nice and genuine when it comes down to it
- centre of attention but for good reason
- ur hot we get it
virgo

- insanely talented
- either LOUD or really really quiet
- you don’t have to be perfect all the time it’s okay to relax
- apologizing means actually saying sorryhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😗" title="Kussgesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Kussgesicht">
- REALLY SMART academically just a lil...stunted emotionally
- stop getting into fights you can’t win
libra

- kinda superficial but EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE
- why are u so possessive ur like 5’5
- stop being so INDECISIVE JUST MAKE UP UR MIND
- rich or broke with a rich mindset
- opinionated
- learn to cut off people who make you unhappy
- fix your sleep schedule
scorpio

- are you ok
- no really my dms are always open
- you’re not mysterious you just need therapy
- really cool fashion sense/aesthetic
- VERY loyal and caring
- extremely persuasive when u need to be
sagituiausshshus (i’m dyslexic sorry)

- saggytitties lol
- REALLY PASSIONATE about people you love
- friends with everyone
- easy to talk to
- you don’t sugarcoat things
- very funny but i’ll never admit it to your facehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Gesicht mit rollenden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit rollenden Augen">
- judgemental but u keep it to yourself
capricorn

- sensitive but you try not to show it
- GOOD MUSIC TASTE
- not as funny as you think you are
- the type to not close the door on ur way outta the room
- very smart despite what you tell yourself
- LOUD
- hardworking but only when you’re passionate
aquarius

- very unique and probably artsy
- ur not funny but ur pretty so it’s okayhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😌" title="Erleichtertes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Erleichtertes Gesicht">
- the superior sign
- joke about having a superiority complex but you probably actually do
- speak 377262 languages yet still can’t express ur feelings
- a people pleaser
pisces

- learn to put yourself first
- really romantic and empathetic
- crybabies but intimidating when u wanna be
- everyone has a crush on you in case you didn’t know
- no sleeping for 15 hours straight does not make up for the 3 all nighters u pulled
- ILY
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