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SpacePootler
Any time people propose an improvement to the way we do things, someone finds a funny corner-case and shouts "but SOMETIMES!!!" and tries to shut all progress down.A parable that
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transleorio
actly ill just do it but also no guarantee that i wont say nice things ur one of the only people i respect here. youve passed all my vibe checks.
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I’d JUANT to be in MIAMI! 🤙
CurtisRemarc
This is the greatest Tik Tok to date For anyone concerned: He made a follow up video and the owl was fine and took off later. Can’t download that one
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kelly
spoilers4tv
Can u imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see ur crush’s bedroom during zoom math class This isn’t even supposed to be funny, just...can u imagine.
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Aya Struggle Tweets
ayastruggletwts
Hi everyone. Just wanted to let you guys know this is a satirical account, Aya (@wethehalalz) isn't just you're haha funny moot, please acknowledge she's much more than that, if
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Cody Bannon
thecodybannon
I will always have a love-hate relationship with YouTube comments, because on one hand, you see so many cruel, nasty remarks and arguments, but on the other hand, there are
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enayessa
tw // suicidal thoughts, mental illness, intrusive thoughtsrating the ways i cope with intrusive thoughts whispering that i want to k1ll my5elf repeatedly•concerning for everyone around me•makes me feel
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Carlos Osweda
COsweda
ThreadFor @noshadowbans Yours is a very funny tweet for lots of reasons.Mainly, it's funny because you know nothing about the topic. For a start, you say this is "cultural genocide."There's
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PdxPestle
Hi. After talking to my therapist and doing some digging, this is called, “emotional incest.” Dads think of their daughters’ emotional and physical relationships through the lense of how they’ve
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etrnallykth
gonna watch the carnival cb show now JUNGWON IS ADORABLE PLS 1. why is heeseung eating so much LOL what is that greenish yellow jello thing 2. their descriptions while
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JT
Jaberuski
My wife always comments about how good looking dudes are in movies and shows we watch, but last night, after 10 years of marriage, for the first time ever I
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Allison Floyd
AllisonRFloyd
Okay, let’s do it. You are someone who whenever I see you pop up in my notifications, it makes me smile. I just think you’re a really good human. You
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Jem Carstairs Wife💍ᵇˡᵐ
InejActivist_x
another book im cr? yes “I look like a giant can of 7UP.”this is what im imagining why on earth is the whole wedding party vomiting like so funny but
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The Emissary
TheEmissaryCo
Not even the slightest bit surprised about any of this lmao. Every single comment line in this thread is soooo predictable omg .Does not make it any less funny tho
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Critger Avi
gungnirlover
@hop_scotch_ Very fun name to say. Angry pacman @bediarc Cool lad. Hates Obamacare @MichiruMichiMi Funny guy. WHERE ARE MY STOCKS REVIEWS BY MICTHER? @ZoomerRHarrison THE Rick Harrison. Can get away
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Dukes @ FAT FUCKS!!!!
firebugdukes
Apparently I wasn't loud enough last time. I have tried to address these issues with patience and kindness, but that needs to go both ways. And I am SICK and
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