Okay, let’s do it.

You are someone who whenever I see you pop up in my notifications, it makes me smile. I just think you’re a really good human.

You make me laugh, sometimes until my ribs hurt, and you make me think, and you challenge me to consider things from a new perspective. We don’t always see eye to eye, but I value your presence and your words.

I feel like you and I have always been buddies. There’s just something familiar and easy about interacting with you like one would with an old friend.

I don’t think I can adequately express how funny and strong I find you. I consider myself lucky to call you a friend. I also think your wit is so impressive you should do standup or at least deserve your own dark comedy show on FX because I CRY laughing at your takedowns.

I am never not psyched to see you in my mentions or on my feed. Not ever. You are a breath of fresh air.

Oh my gosh. Words can’t do justice to how much I love and respect you. Your wisdom, your humor, your insight, your detective superpowers. I am so lucky to have found you on this bird app.

If someone is mean to you, I do not want anything to do with them.

I think you’re freaking adorable and you are absolutely one of my TCs.

I am in awe of you. Not only do I feel like we just click on a friendship level, a friendship I value so much, but I’m so in awe of how your carry yourself, how truly, genuinely caring you are to *so* many, and how kind. Also you have really great taste in tops and music.

This place can be terrible and messy and just the worst but I am genuinely really glad to be in a foxhole with someone like you. You’re kind and thoughtful and you’ve stuck around a long time, so thanks!

You are pure sunshine on a sunflower on the perfect day of weather. Just so sweet and kind and I just want to send you a hug.

You get me in a way almost no one else on the planet does, not just this app. I value our friendship so much. Thank you for every time you’ve been there for me no questions asked.

When you popped up on here, I swear I said to my friends “where have they been all along?”

When you first followed me back, I was like wait what? Me? You’re so smart and funny and take no shit and as far as I’ve seen, are never not right on nose either your takes, and how could someone so cool know that I exist let alone wanna talk to me? Hi.

I followed you YEARS ago because you were calling out some serious bull from some seriously unscrupulous people and I was like YES. this is someone i respect. Never regretted it since, it’s been so long and you’re still here!

I don’t see you around much anymore, but I’ve always liked and respected you and miss our mutual love of Beauty and the Beast fan talk!

I think you are just a really lovely soul. Whenever I see your tweets or response I’m stuck by how you just seem so genuinely lovely.

I really like you a whole lot and I’m always happy to see you in my mentions. You’re just a good egg. A really good egg.

Sometimes I feel like a total creep because a bunch of your tweets will show up in quick succession on my feed and I will like ALL OF THEM because you are so funny and good and just say the rightest right things about issues ranging serious to hilarious.

Thank you for checking in on me so much. I feel guilty I can’t always do the same because this year has been really hard for me, but it means a lot that you keep me in your thoughts and pop in to see how I’m doing.

A of all, you are incredibly talented, and probably one of the most hilarious people on this bird app. I deeply admire you and the courage it takes for you to be so candid about your life and experiences. You speak truths that we need to hear and I’ve learned a lot from you.

Hey there, friend. I don’t see you popping up here as much as I used to, but I always enjoy hearing from you and seeing your lovely face.

We were in a friend circle and kinda broke down and it was a really hurtful situation and I wondered what that would mean for the two of us being friends. But I see your tweets and I can’t not love how big of a heart you have and how much you care for people.