Not even the slightest bit surprised about any of this lmao.
Every single comment line in this thread is soooo predictable omg https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">.

Does not make it any less funny tho lollll
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