#FUNNY

Chief Babyboy

Bishopade

Guys, you need to have a written will. No matter how little you think you have. Stop assuming your siblings and parents will respect your wishes after you're gone. The

Brianna Hamblin

BriReports

Taking a moment away from reporter Brianna and over to human Brianna: a Black woman who is the daughter, sister, cousin, niece, girlfriend, friend to Black men. I keep opening

non-namkooks dni⁷🌙

namkookdemon

this is what that candidate endorses. please do not engage, unless you want 875 put in actual danger like if there’s even the slightest chance that 875 becomes incorporated even

🏴‍☠️ The #DREADpirate Shannon 🐒

3TrackMind79

Coworker X, who triggered my RSD by making it clear they thought I was SUPER annoying, has been trying to make amends, which is nice, but since this isn't the

Flo Crivello

Altimor

It's funny how first time entrepreneurs worry about giant cos entering their market, and anybody who's worked at a giant co tells them not to worry (cont) The way I

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julianna8282

Remember when a guy could walk up to a girl he didn't know, give her a compliment, & shoot his shot? Now, not only does he have to brave rejection,

🥂 marquis de posade 🏖

acczibit

Remember Hitler said Germans were closer to Arabs than they ever would be to the French, so I guess on that wide spectrum Somalis got a spothttps://twitter.com/YoungLibaax/status/1121494824031588352 Mhmhttps://twitter.com/dadagugur/status/1

Fenreliania

Fenreliania

Purge the 4chan from your system. Leave those memes alone, forget the phrases, discard the quote arrows. You will be better for it, and people will be more comfortable around

mel @ so that's kageyama's partner, huh? 🏐ミ

tobishouist

i think its redundant to say a character is fundamentally selfish bc we are all fundamentally selfish by nature. more than that, being "selfish" isnt an inherently bad thing and

aLec robBins

alecrobbins

KONG FAMILY RANKINGS, IN FURTHER DETAIL:12)Kiddy KongI should cut him some slack because he's a baby but I am 100% not going to cut him any slack. He plays just

christina

aquiIera

in honor of his birthday here's a thread of quotes about chris colfer to paint a picture of how amazing he is “He’s a hero of mine. When he started

liz ☁️

angeInaeun

like for an indirect ! moots or not really funny oomf i really liked this thread u made recently,, i dont have very many goldenness oomfs and you seem really

Dave Scheidt

DaveScheidt

Gary Larson falling back in love with cartooning after retiring from The Far Side in 1995 is so sweet and the exact thing we need right now. The Far Side

❀*˚⇆hating songs is my new personality ⇆˚*❀

HannieBald

Thread of mister Xander on Joshtake with a grain of salt, pretty funny tho @pledis_17 dont know the contex Xander is tew much,

fi⁷ loves fall

91BULLETPROOF

louis tomlinson’s tummy - a thread this is so funny to me honorable mention end of thread

jane at go fuck yourself dot com

Sketches0fPain

alright fuck it guess i'm gonna vent my frustrations nowtavros isn't a fucking chaser/abuser, and vriska abused him. i'm very much aware they're fictional characters, but the issue is that