#Dominic

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TheGbemisola_

You and your Crew just successfully finished a Heist and Now you need a getaway driver to get you to safety. Who do you call on??1. Frank martin- The Transporter

Jake FM

JustScruff

So, between Boris last night and Dominic Raab this morning, this is how I’ve now interpreted the new rules in place: - “You can go and see your parents as

Ian Blackford

Ianblackford_MP

After that car-crash press conference @BorisJohnson has no option but to sack his chief adviser. It is now beyond doubt that Dominic Cummings broke multiple lockdown rules, possibly on multiple

Mike P Williams

Mike_P_Williams

Just made a joke with someone about what they're up to this Bank Holiday weekend and said their mates are coming over for a curry. Dominic Cummings' actions have unofficially

Jamie

jamiemcleod02

This thread shows why #autism is trending.This is due to allegations of Dominic Cummings’ child being autistic. However there aren’t any material sources for this rumour so it’s Twitter journalism

Imperfectly Victoria

Imperfecting_It

Hilarious how you can spot an organise twitter storm to discredit a trending topic a mile off.Step 1 - do they all say roughly the same thing mentioning an obscure

dave christie

bagheera79

“Malcolm, you know Dom went to visit his parents in March?” “Yeah, something about childcare.” “Is this fucking true lads?” “Oh I cannot fucking WAIT to see that shiny little

D Franklin

D_Libris

So... does someone need to remind John of exactly how Kelly Marie Tran was treated? Because this take is *spectacularly* poor If you're going to talk about sidelining - and

Gareth Roberts

GarethRoberts3

Consider this: following public indignation about knife crime, the government introduce legislation to make it an offence to have a knife in a public place. The House of Commons overwhelmingly

Andrew Burgess

andyravensable

A friend of mine who is an SEO expert has pointed out an interesting reason why Boris Johnson is talking about #TimTams - It’s a social media and search engine

Rufus Hound 💙

RufusHound

So often these days, I feel completely out of step with what everyone else is saying, thinking and feeling. EG This Dominic Cummings stuff. I don't get it. Like, *HE'S

Jonathan Kay

jonkay

I wrote a book about conspiracy theories and I'm quite familiar with the damage that misinformation can do. Laws like this are counterproductive, as they only fuel distrust. And inevitably,

Peter Walker

peterwalker99

This Cummings statement has a real, convoluted, dog-ate-my-homework feel to it. Especially the bit about the 30-mile eyesight test drive. This is just a very long-winded version of Johnson’s, “He

rosamundi

rosamundi

I know this is really incredibly minor in *gestures broadly at everything* the grand scheme of things but I haven't seen Himself since the middle of March and I haven't

Miffy Buckley 🏳️‍🌈

miffythegamer

Charisma by John Redwood, intellect by Dominic Raab, personality by Nadime Dorries, hair by Steve Baker & anal bleaching by Esther McVey.https://twitter.com/jordanjacobs180/status/1247607073686335488 *Nadine.

Tania Kindersley

taniakindersley

Here is what I don't understand. This could all have gone away if Dominic Cummings had said something like, 'I'm very sorry. I was desperately worried about my child and