#Comedy

Dr. but not the useful kind Susan Schorn

SusanSchorn

I've been compiling side-by-side candidate comparisons for every ballot contest in my precinct, which is part of the #TX21 Congressional district. And let me tell you, it's been an eye-opening

Santiago Mayer

santiagomayer_

I’m continuing my read-through of John Bolton’s “The Room Where It Happened” here. I’m reading this so you don’t have you, so please DO NOT BUY THIS BOOK. //THREAD// It

cary hepburn

marxdesidonner

fuck it i'll make this a watch threadhttps://twitter.com/marxdesidonner/status/1244044909717401600 prince of darkness (carpenter, 1987) the blair witch project (myrick/sanchez, 1999) - 16mm shots the blair witch project (myrick/sanchez, 1999) - f

Dame Alun Roberts

ciabaudo

Do all lines of investigation lead to Jeffrey Epstein?Here are a few facts about Boris de Pfeffel of Spaffwaffle's pole dancer Jennifer Arcuri ... For a dismal failure of a

Deborah Copaken

dcopaken

I pay more than 3x Trump's yearly taxes EVERY MONTH for COBRA ($2398 a month.) When I caught COVID in March & couldn't breathe, I was told going to the

Victorian Humour

VictorianHumour

I’m particularly fond of the sub-genre of Victorian jokes in which women rebuff the unwanted advances of amorous male suitors. They’re often rather savage! - Tit-Bits (31 Dec 1892) Here’s

Julia B. Nations

JuliaBNations

From bad comes good.This thread will record my favorite things that could only have come about during a difficult time such as this. A Twitter-based gratitude journal, if you will.#COVID19

Tronald Dump

ChrisCubas

Here's a thread of all the movies I've watched since we stopped leaving the house. Jumanji: The Next LevelIt was fine. Less charming than the first. Kevin Hart was the

CodesUcq

CodesUcq

1.05/06/2020 This llama could be the key to finding a coronavirus cure.Llama = Corona cure? What kind of symbolism comm might this be? Let's go down a rabbit hole....https://nypost.com/2020/05/06/this-llama-could-be-key-to-finding-a-coronavirus-c

Ryan Vance

ryanjjvance

What I read in 2020, a thread.(I’m sorry.) Five otherworldly embodiments of nature converge on an island to scupper a bomb test. The imagery shifts like ferrofluid, as do the

Accidental Blacksheep (hiatus until end of Nov)

RiriPandaHeartV

Because I'm missing Lovesick, especially PhunNoh, I'm making this thread of my favorite PhunNoh moments.

sht. Kerisa hoodđwn

krsftal

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#Endsars Dear Heart❤

TashRoyale

21 World Famous Celebrities You Never Knew Were NigeriansA THREAD!Nigerians are known to travel far and wide. They not only survive in whichever country they find themselves but become successful world-famous

invincible under the sun

flashfireshoto

Starting Vagabond Well shit did he deadass just kill this nigga with a stick props to the mook for holding his sword throughout getting manhandled like that

Pete Burns’ Confiscated Coat

harrisonjbrock

56. RonaAnother tedious potential slayer who does nothing apart from moan about Buffy and moan about... well, everything.But she doesn’t have a shit British accent and she isn’t Kennedy, so

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Iangqiao

bought my first ever rawr and it’s for lie huo