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THREAD ABOUT THE ROYAL ORDER OF JESTERSThe Jesters are a tax-exempt branch of Freemasons — (specifically Shriners). Jesters specialize in brainwashing through comedy or clown terrorism (Juggalos). Most major comedians
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Melanie Friedlander
Girlsurgeon
I just want to say one thing about the Anthony McFarland Jr character debate. Well, actually two things.First, the anonymous scout saying he's a child and acted out has never
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Julie
DailyJulianne
We were so good about yelling about books by Black authors coming out in June and I feel like we kind of dropped the ball on providing that support to
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John Q. Galt
q_galt
Swapped out list, generally in order of the swap being noticed by s:MadonnaHanksBeyonceTrudeauBidenLightfootHarrisBarackJarrettOprahColbertAnistonJoy ReidMichelleComeyConsequences. Yup. Poof! https://twitter.com/q_galt/status/12958218096657
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Might as well
FuchsiaStories
Went hunting for Aaron Sorkin's best moments over the last couple of days. Surprisingly, there's a West Wing special happening too. This Colbert clip is literally everything I was thinking
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Gabelou 🛃🛂
gabelou_delta
Parlons histoire de la douane. On va surtout parler douane moderne, sinon on pourrait parler pendant des jours ;) #histoiredouane Le père de la douane moderne en France n'est nul
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The Autisticats - #StopTheShock
autisticats
I’m up thinking about #ColorTheSpectrum (the media event with non-autistic celebrities, scheduled for April 30th, to raise money for an organization called Next For Autism that’s funding research to “prevent”
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BTS ⁷ 🦖 BLM ⟭⟬𖧵
MyGalaxyBTSArmy
Since all these fandoms are acting like their faves will be the next BTS or surpass BTS - I’ve decided to let them know what it will take for their
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Pete Davis 🌱
PeteDDavis
One feature of our political era is that clever, “epic,” “mic drop” moments have been completely played out. Today, if you get the perfect clapback, if you draw out someone’s
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𝔻𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝔻𝕖𝕓𝕓𝕚𝕖🥃🖊️
DADiClementi
A classic film friend just came out to her family, who accepted her w/love. In honor of this & #LGBTQ advances, a long #Thread of classic film actors/actresses who from
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Claire Manship
womanship
I am here to tell you all that BEWITCHED (2005) is a good film, and here are all the reasons why (a thread): FIRST OFF: THAT CAST. Are you KIDDING
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Blair Braverman
BlairBraverman
Y’all, having sled dogs has been so good for my body image. And not because mushing is a joy-filled, physical outdoor activity, although that’s true. It’s actually something much simpler
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amelia (taylor’s version)
tayIorat2am
evidence that taylor is announcing the first single from 1989 (taylor’s version) on may 13th, to be released on may 14th— a thread 5+11+3+3+0+3+5=30 30 days from the stephen colbert
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Rex Douglass
RexDouglass
@RichardAEpstein @HooverInst got caught editing his past predictions again. It's happening so fast, I can't keep my piece updated, so here's a thread on how to deal with this kind
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Doug Walkin' Over Here
juniorsopranojr
I'm a Noah Antwiler and Linkara guy now. I went from Steam Powered Giraffes to Homestuck to the expanded Nostalgia Critic Universe Lindsay Ellis is too competent at what she
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Ash, Like The Tree
goth_gunnywolf
Domhnall Gleeson's Filmography Ranked Based On His Screams: A Thread He doesn't scream at all in The Little Stranger. He doesn't even raise his voice. An excellent performance in all
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