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Portia Gumede
portiagumedesa
I was once pursued by a guy who brought me a big slice of cake. I was close to saying yes let's date when an hour later after he left,
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Njtoni⁷ 🧈
jtoni_n
Bts as cakes. A thread you need rn: Joonie as vanilla cake: Seokjinnie as strawberry cake: Yoongi as mint cake: Hobi as BIRTHDAY cake: ~^~^~^
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ᶜᴹ hates school
kiwiscth
the crime you’d commit based off of your lane: 5SOS EDITION CALUM: Credit Card Fraud cause i’m pretty sure all of us want a life size cardboard cutout but can’t
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Byzantine General
ByzGeneral
My alt bags currently.$FTT$SOL$SRM$CAKE$FSTI'm kinda still hoping for a bigger dip so I can add more. First sell: $SOL+ 107% Second sell: $CAKEBeen holding al lot longer, but +70% since
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Dr Mike II
DrMikeThe2nd
LIFESTYLE MEDICINE: A THREAD.I’d like to talk a little bit about lifestyle medicine please. For background, I am a GP. Over the course of several years I made many lifestyle
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stay at home nerd
alovablenerd
quarantine is just teaching my daughter that she needs to announce her favorite contestant at the beginning of a cooking show with zero knowledge of their ability and stick with
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𝙆𝙚𝙩𝙘𝙝 ⚽️💻🎙📻
ketchell
Twitter. Let’s try this. A birthday card was mistakenly sent to a flat I’ve just sold in Newcastle. “To Laura, from Grandad & Juliet”. There was cash inside. Postmark was
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chesca
kinhoeism
sehyoon's birthday party [rough live trans] (might contain inaccuracies); threadhttps://www.vlive.tv/video/190812 8-minute mark in the first 8 minutes, he's saying that he's alone, and he was nervous and excited at
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Anne Thériault
anne_theriault
9yo didn’t want to try my lemon loaf but when I rebranded it as “lemonade cake” he was interested Which reminds me that when I was a toddler my mom
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𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒚𝒆𝒏𝒏𝒆⁷ ⁱˢ ˢᵉᵉⁱⁿᵍ ᵇᵗˢ
fluffyjinnn
❱ http:˚♡fluffyjinnn! ˚ˑؘ ·˚₍ get to know ˗ˏˋ𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞ˎˊ˗ ❛ favorite colour is p͜͡u͜͡r͜͡p͜͡l͜͡e͡ ༉‧₊˚✧. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .꒰ ♡ ꒱
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Moneybaggmo
seventhlettermo
Any product made by this company..crack don’t @ me Just had this pound cake and it made me wanna kick my mom in her chest
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demobilized
yagirltoomuch
Have you ever been yelled at for eating food as a kid? Like unless it’s some wild shxt like you put your hands in the wedding cake before they could
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Tipsy McStagger
breeganism
The Leafs as century and mid-century recipes Dylan Hollis has made: Joe Thornton: Chipped Beef, 1941“It tastes like it’s insulting me.” Mitch Marner: Watergate salad, 1976“It’s not bad, it’s just
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Disposable Human
haveachattabs
This is a thread about why you should support @DebKilroy campaign to send soap into every prison Social distancing, washing your hands & cleaning surfaces with anti-bacterial products are some
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plot twist its 2012 again
redcrayonemoji
Exposing @sgfgjenn : a thread She doesn’t like tamales. Honestly what the fuck. If anyone else has any tea dm me - I’ll keep you anon Ugh y’all here
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April Wolfe
AWolfeful
I could really go for a Sara Lee double chocolate layer cake right out of the freezer aisle right now. Somehow while I've been eating healthy the past couple decades,
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