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The Leafs as century and mid-century recipes Dylan Hollis has made:
Joe Thornton: Chipped Beef, 1941
“It tastes like it’s insulting me.”
“It tastes like it’s insulting me.”
Mitch Marner: Watergate salad, 1976
“It’s not bad, it’s just a cup of diabetes.”
“It’s not bad, it’s just a cup of diabetes.”
David Rittich: Ham and bananas hollandaise, 1976
“It’s uncomfortably appetizing.”
“It’s uncomfortably appetizing.”
Ilya Mikheyev: Spam pie, 1969
“It tastes like an IHOP kitchen floor.”
“It tastes like an IHOP kitchen floor.”
Zach Bogosian: Vinegar pie, 1933
“This is what I’d imagine a toilet brush tastes like.”
“This is what I’d imagine a toilet brush tastes like.”
Alex Galchenyuk: Chocolate potato cake, 1912
“YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO WORK! It’s incredible, and I’m mad about it.”
“YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO WORK! It’s incredible, and I’m mad about it.”
TJ Brodie: Tomato soup cake, 1950
“Woah! It doesn’t taste like tomatoes, it tastes like chocolate!”
“Woah! It doesn’t taste like tomatoes, it tastes like chocolate!”
Alex Kerfoot: Soured raisin pie, 1943
“It tastes like a shower drain. Or a bunion.”
“It tastes like a shower drain. Or a bunion.”
Auston Matthews: Fake apple pie, 1933
“We found the first good one.”
“We found the first good one.”
Morgan Rielly: Candle salad, 1959
*uncontrollable laughter*
*uncontrollable laughter*
William Nylander: 7Up Jello salad, 1963
“There’s so much going on... [but] I can’t say it’s bad.”
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“There’s so much going on... [but] I can’t say it’s bad.”
Justin Holl: Water pie, 1929
“NO MA’AM! It tastes like soggy lint!”
“NO MA’AM! It tastes like soggy lint!”
John Tavares: Civil war cake, 1865
“Tastes damp. Wet.”
“Tastes damp. Wet.”
Pierre Engvall: Swedish meat ring, 1945
“Tastes good, but it feels like a pre-existing condition.”
“Tastes good, but it feels like a pre-existing condition.”
Frederik Andersen: War cake, 1939
“Tastes like a boot. Like a size 10 boot.”
“Tastes like a boot. Like a size 10 boot.”
Michael Hutchinson: Prune pie, 1931
“It’s not bad, it just vaguely feels like a felony.”
“It’s not bad, it just vaguely feels like a felony.”
Jack Campbell: Tuna salad jell-o
“Did a cat write this?”
“Did a cat write this?”
Wayne Simmonds: Pork cake, year unknown, Great Depression
“Tastes like a question mark.”
“Tastes like a question mark.”
John Tavares: Bean pie, 1922
“Why are you good? You have a bag of beans in you!”
“Why are you good? You have a bag of beans in you!”
Nic Petan: Pork Belly Fruitcake, 1915
“What’s scary is that it’s not terrible. But something ain’t right.”
“What’s scary is that it’s not terrible. But something ain’t right.”
Zach Hyman: Chocolate mayonnaise cake, 1956
“Holy f-... I’ll concede!! You were right!!”
“Holy f-... I’ll concede!! You were right!!”
Rasmus Sandin: Peanut pie, 1941
“DEMON BABY!”
“DEMON BABY!”
Adam Brooks: Carrot pie, 1919
“Welcome to the world... a little chewy, but otherwise lovely!”
“Welcome to the world... a little chewy, but otherwise lovely!”
Jack Campbell: Chocolate sauerkraut cake, 1948.
“Thought this was a joke. Turns out I’m the joke.”
“Thought this was a joke. Turns out I’m the joke.”
Nick Foligno: Shoofly Pie, 1900
“What exactly are we trying to raise up? Hope?”
“What exactly are we trying to raise up? Hope?”
Travis Dermott: Avocado pie, 1966
“Hmm, you know what? This is doin’ something for me. It’s rather eccentric but very smooth and quite light.”
dedicated to @kelseyrebecca
“Hmm, you know what? This is doin’ something for me. It’s rather eccentric but very smooth and quite light.”
dedicated to @kelseyrebecca
