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I was once pursued by a guy who brought me a big slice of cake. I was close to saying yes let's date when an hour later after he left, a woman called asking, begging me not to eat the cake, saying it's the only slice she kept from their wedding.
I was going to do a thread but you don't believe me so I guess you'll never know what happened afterwards.
Because ninje I won't tell you about a house party at my friend's boyfriend's place when his real GF arrived unannounced and got us to call our mothers to tell them siyizifebe
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