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the crime you’d commit based off of your lane: 5SOS EDITION
CALUM: Credit Card Fraud cause i’m pretty sure all of us want a life size cardboard cutout but can’t afford it
ASHTON: kidnapping, y’all want content we know
LUKE: freight hopping, y’all just seem like the type to want to have an adventure and would definitely be down to have lierra join you
MICHAEL: shoplifting because i think a lot of y’all are lowkey babie
MALUM: arson because you can’t convince me not
MUKE: tax fraud, i don’t think i can really explain it but yes
MASHTON: jaywalking, y’all are the nicest people i’ve ever met you couldn’t hurt a fly
LASHTON: DUI, y’all scare me and seem a little reckless(?) this just fits for some reason
CASHTON: accomplice to murder, y’all would take the lyric “bury that body for you” to your own grave
CAKE: murder, i mean how will you truly know if cake is made out of cake???
CALM: using fake emails for the vmas 
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SIDE NOTE: these aren’t meant to be mean or to offend anyone
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