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Cerebral Assassin

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A few tips for my fellow niggas who have the worst sperm production week 1. Drink water (lot’s of it)2. Try sleeping on a flat surface with your tummy3. Take

Dark meme Sunday. And to flag us off 2 3 4 LMAOOOO BRO 5 LMAOOO BRUH 6 7 8 holy shit 9 10 Haha

Men be very careful in offices especially when you're left alone with a woman in the office. Ensure you sit at a location where there is a camera that works.

As years go by, more and more young people will become increasingly depressed and trapped in debt as a country moves from a developing to a developed status, a thread.

I've always wondered why listening to Shaggy's hot shot album (2000) it never sounds the same as it used to when I listened to it in 2002. Turns out it's

A dark humor thread incoming folks. If you're sensitive, this isn't for you. Lmaoo

Now that we are on Sunday Twitter, I would like to do my top 20 English tweets of all time from Kenyans 1. This gentleman @Dee_spicable takes the lead with

Mans uko Nairobi na Familia unalipa rent 25k halafu you get suspended from work over Corona for 3 months. How are these niggas managing? Alafu 25k ni rent, 2k electricity,