reckon I might get into The Waste Land memes

doesn't work

tfw you turns and looks a moment in the glass, hardly aware of your departed lover, your brain allows one half-formed thought to pass: "well now that’s done: and I’m glad it’s over"

HYACINTH GIRL: *slaps arms* these bad boys can hold so many hyacinths in them

somebody had to say it

ME: you feeling it yet mate?
TS ELIOT:

this thread has cost me seven followers

ME: i see no reason to keep the dog, that's friend to men, far hence
DOG: *uses his nails to dig up the corpse i planted last year in your garden*
ME:

ts eliot: O O O O that Shakespeherian Rag— It’s so elegant
entire english faculty: SO INTELLIGENT