reckon I might get into The Waste Land memes
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doesn& #39;t work
tfw you turns and looks a moment in the glass, hardly aware of your departed lover, your brain allows one half-formed thought to pass: "well now that’s done: and I’m glad it’s over"
HYACINTH GIRL: *slaps arms* these bad boys can hold so many hyacinths in them
somebody had to say it
ME: you feeling it yet mate?
TS ELIOT:
this thread has cost me seven followers
ME: i see no reason to keep the dog, that& #39;s friend to men, far hence
DOG: *uses his nails to dig up the corpse i planted last year in your garden*
ME:
ts eliot: O O O O that Shakespeherian Rag— It’s so elegant
entire english faculty: SO INTELLIGENT
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