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Every time another one of these mass shootings happen - right when the Republicans start telling us that the answer is more guns, guns for everyone, guns for teachers, guns

good morning the stamp pass There was that meme a while back about “what 3 words would you say to your 18 year old self” and I couldn’t think of

the reason why “defund the police” is an important slogan is that every other attempt to control police brutality has involved giving huge amounts of money TO THE POLICE as

having a fun evening imagining jabba the hutt as one of those weed dealers we used to have where you would have to go to their fucked up living room

the establishment of the IPA as the default style of American craft beer has had a worse effect on human happiness and potentiality than anything “the excesses of woke cancel

the degree to which a lot of people apparently rely on patronizing restaurants as a form of identity maintenance has retroactively made my worst experiences working in food-service understandable My

every scooby doo antagonist is a townie forced into running a completely ridiculous but victimless scam by the forces of capitalism, i respect all of them in the end of

this is interesting! i have been doing the Big Coward thing on here of casually mentioning "going to church" but not really talking about it at all, partially because we've

jesus we’re never going to blow out the candles on a birthday cake that we then immediately serve to our friends again are we we should all learn to snap

“the leftists are going to lose us this election by refusing to vote for biden” is a pretty good example of disguising a structural problem by turning it into a

what is something you ate in childhood that you can never have again and which you would pay any amount of money for now Ehrmann’s Bakery in Mid City Mall